Ontario BS Thread

I've been trying to remember that sluts name.
Fuckin EVERYBODY got a turn with her...
Even the girls!

 

Anyone going down the 401 by Belleville this weekend? I may need to arrange a TW Express to Waterloo.

 

i partially only want to do it to try the treds lmao.

but I hate it. For fuck sakes man I spent 4 hours trying to get the mud out from ganaraska and still didn't get all of it. I didn't even go in the mud either. That shit is such a slow killer. just gets in everything and slowly eats away

 

who is this heather

 

Super curious as well!?!?

 

i feel like she would be one of the local rednecks that were up there that eugene got to know lmao

 

When we venture forth into that faithful night, we came across a group of fresh faced 18 year olds with a very loose friend. Heather was her name, long slim legs and a ruffled appearance.






















Saturday night after when we went to the beach to party with those kids camped there.
These fuckin kids/future rednecks had a crane hunting decoy they had turned into a funnel they deemed heather. Complete with a quick release valve and everything. They were passing around "Heather" like a whore.

 

I gave up on the last Ardbeg trip at Maj Mac then got the Royal f trying to get away. F the 400. Edit: and f Heather

 

It moves once you past King city.

404 might work well. Get off at Green Lane then connect to 12. Should be quick

 

I ran out of patience and time. Man, Ontario has turned into a vehicular shit show. I guess I’ll just camp at Tim Ho parking lots

 

It's just around Toronto. I spent most of my life in that city... Now I can't stand it. It did teach me how to drive though.

 

not sure if 'learning to drive in Toronto' means you can drive well. Most people here drive like idiotic cunts lol.

 

It's because of those assholes l can drive through almost anything.....get it.... Almost anything.

 

how did I miss this. if not for leo's sig I wouldn't have seen it

 

it keeps getting worse and worse in this city man. and in the winter or rain all hell breaks loose.

 

Tell me that... it’s not just in the roads! They don’t even look in the mirrors or realize about about other(heavy loaded especially) vehicles around!

 

The last years I was there, literally Every first snow, minimum 300 accidents

 

Haha, I forgot how rough your truck got on that weekend.

 

Hey, Guys....

@bfeth wants to buy my winch, and needs a TW Express down towards Waterloo. Any movers this weekend?

 

and they can't park worth a fuck. Dude I am ready to hook a strap up and drag this morons santa fe out of the lot. EVERY FUCKING DAY this moron keeps parking at the end of a row where its not a spot its the driving portion of the parking lot. And every fuckin day he parks there it makes all the trucks in the last row need to loop around the entire fucking lot. Some reason he doens't get a ticket but it makes it impossible to make the turn. So fuckin annoying man.

Or the morons that don't realize your vehicle is bigger than theirs so they leave you no space at all