Ontario BS Thread

I think we’re gonna meet at the milton meet, but if not, I’ll dm.

 

No worries, I'll be back and forth at beginning of April...you guys work it out

 

Speaking of legalities...
It's official now

 

Do I get paid in stock options now?

 

got to buy stocks first, starting as low as $10,99 per share

 

Sorry, all my liquid assets are tied up in stock for Southern Ontario Toyota Enthusiasts Club

 

time to sell and invest in this new and better futures!

 

is the comma a Euro comma or a North America Comma?

10.99 =/= 10,99
but 10,99 is also 10.99 depending what country you're from.


so it's either $11 or $1100 a share...

 

The comma is there to distract you from what the left hand is doing

 

Quebec.

Think about whether $11 is better than $1100 and there's your answer. For the club, I mean.

 

Cereal tho? Took this long?

I dunno who the CFO in this gig is...but they suck

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/bz43I4Kn2aQ?feature=share

Do I take the prize from @Shveet of most epically destroyed fan clutch?

 

So now you can apply for government grants?
https://www.ontario.ca/page/funding-and-financial-assistance-not-profits#section-2

 

Southern Ontario Toyota Enthusiasts Club suggests the existence of a Northern Ontario Toyota Enthusiasts Club.

 

^It's legally Toyoda Enthusiasts Club

If a Northern Ontario Toyota Enthusiasts Club existed, our corporation would be treading on their territory when we visit Ardbeg, as the Parry Sound district is in Northern Ontario.

 

But we own ardbeg now. Or at least, Eugene does.

 

Maybe… 40s are in the works…

I am sure we can have another one eventually

Haha, shall we start gang wars?

 

Apply for a grant from the "Species At Risk Stewardship Fund" since, you know, MT is in danger of disappearing from North America.

 

On a serious note about grants, tehre may be something here with respect to collecting ecological data for the gov. ie. black lake coolant and diff oil levels are getting too low.

 

^Mobil 1 is from the same company as Exxon Valdez. Castrol is from the same company as Deep Water Horizon. Study your poison.