Oregon and Washington BS thread

Last time I tried surprise butt secks at jonnies a round went through the wall

 

It was a slug :0 no one touches my butthole without permission - Fuckig cats need to do a better job of Garding the property lol perhaps I'll get a couple bermise mountain dogs. Actually they would prob eat my chickens.

 

Just had a lil old lady wink at me inside the bank. I bet in her day she knew how to ride the bull. I should turn around and work some of that arthritis out ))) bahahaha

 

Feeler thread for some decal designs I have been working on, let me know what you guys (and gals) think:
http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/buy-sell-trade/324306-feeler-custom-vinyl-original-designs.html

 

Those look sweet.

Ill rub my dick on them

 

damn pervert ^^^

 

You're just upset I said it first

 

lol, sounds good man! Be sure to lube up first so you don't chafe

 

Interesting how your first reaction is to grab a shotgun and hide in your front room and wait instead of, oh I don't know, looking out the window or opening the door to see if someone was actually there. And if someone were there in the middle of the night to do you harm, they probably wouldn't be knocking at the front door. The guy that wrecked his vehicle and stumbled to a house for help might though.

Just sayin'.

 

Again you don't know where I live - no one would stumbling to my house lol EVER!!! And if there was someone there who wanted to do harm and I opened the door with a long barrel shotgun...I'd be fucked.

 

Just found out one of my neighbors (mile away) said they heard a crazy guy running through their yard last night, he banged on their sliding glass window and tried to open their front door, than jumped a fence and off he went-

 

Maybe it wasn't the cats!!!!!

 

Anyone picking up a cvt and then headed to the pdx or through the pdx area? Pm me!

 

Should of have the ER-911

 

Had the one below that. Couldn't imagine choking down a 911...

 

ive heard your used to choking things down

 

Jonnie you bimbo.

Give me your leafs so I don't have to go scrounge up some from the u pull it.

 

"Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." General maddog Mattis

 

have them all the time. Then I usually take a nap. Caffeine doesn't affect me the same way it does others

 

Not the caffeine, I'd rather straight shots kf espresso. Tastes like ass.