pant rant

If you were to do a survey before he was famous I bet most of The TW guys who know me from the meets would have sworn that was me. Its spooky accurate

 

sorry, just had to I always thought you guys could ALWAYS find pants that fit....

They only make womens pants for MIDGETS!!!! and I hate it.

 

I hate buying pants for this reason. Why the hell arent the same size in the same brand ACTUALLY THE SAME DAMN SIZE!?!?!? Seriously, I've bought a pair of pants, then went back and bought the same ones in the same size and color and cut and after washing them I can barely get them buttoned and they annoy the shit out of me if I try and wear them.

 

Just use staples

 

Sorry to go so far back...but how would sewing shit hep nd with his pants issue. And really...Do you want someone who works with shit touching your pants??

 

a seamstress

 

A tailor....

 

no, even when i was thin it was an issue cause i was a 33x31. good luck finding either one of those much less both in the same pant. then when i gained weight i was a 35x31. i eventually got up to a 38 but would have looked better in a 37. all this is based on jeans, dress pants are completely different. last year ihad an old pair of 36 jeans i could still wear. they were tight, but i could just barely pull it off. but most my jeans were 38's. but dress pants were all 40 or 42. so depending on the style, fabric and brand, i wear between a 36 and 42. how fucked up is that?

oh and its getting worse. with all these faggy dudes walking around wearing girls pants, now i have to sift through slim fit and snug fit and skinny fit and all this other goddamn stuff that up until a couple years ago, only chicks had to deal with. clothes shopping is getting to gay even for me, and thats saying something coming from a guy who does the no pants dance with mike. hell, if i wanted Lee boot cut, slim fit was my only choice... or was it slender low rise.... who the fuck knows. guys pants are getting out of control what happened to normal blue jeans. and why teh fuck would i pay 85 dollars for jeans that look like they got in a fight with one of Chris's mutated pieces of yard equipment? i mean, i get the worn look so you dont have to wear them in yourself. there is nothing worse than a brand new stiff bright blue pair of jeans. but these things have holes big enough to pass a soft ball through. when i was growing up that was not called fashion, that was called irregular, and you got a discount for that shit. this sissy ass man trend has got to end some time right? it better cause i'm tired of feeling like a woman when i shop

i refuse to overpay for pants then take them and have to pay to have them hemmed. its the principal.

i feel ya brother. its time to unite. maybe i should start a Trouser Alliance and terrorize the site until Dockers does something about their annoying pants....

 

no

haha!

 

38x30??? Fuck are you bigger round than you are tall????

 

^^^^LMAO @ Chris!!! Almost spit my Capt n Coke out!!

 

ummmm yeah? even when i was skinny i was 34x30... thats still bigger than my legs are long. what size are you?

 

actually, if you wanna know what i look like theres teh no pants pic on the other page. although i'm a little thinner now (hence the new pants) but roughly the same size. i'm 6 foot with a 31 inch inseam. is taht abnormal?