Peeing in the dirt

Fertilizers are salts. Plants need them to grow. When there is a greater concentration of salt in the soil than what is contained in the plant. The plant can not uptake water. This causes physilogical drought. Piss is fertilizer. When my pasture is low on nitrogen, you can see green patches where the cows urinated. The grass appreciates the nitrogen in the piss.

I follow the law of locality. If I am outside, I piss outside. If I'm inside, I piss inside. This only works if you live in a rural area. If you live in an apartment you will end up on a sex offenders list and loose your chl.

 

I wouldn't pee in the garden but I pee on a palm tree every now and then and it hasn't minded...within the last 12 years...

 

So from the various comments so far it looks like the only 'damage' (if any) would be to the immediate plants/grass. Well if it's just dirt that I don't want to grow anything in then I guess it's a good thing to do!

 

I will walk outside to pee... i just like freaking out the other people in the appartment complex
making the men feel inferior and the ladys jealous

 

Desert soil doesn't "absorb" moisture like the jungle. I think it would make matters worse. The smell would be pretty foul after awhile.

 

The only way that it would be bad is if you dumped large amounts in one spot, the EPA doesn't like it though. You will be fine.

 

You kids stay off my damn yard!!!

 

I pee outside everyday.


I pee on rocks though.

 

I do that at home all the time...just whip it out and let it flow

 

all the more reason

 

you probably wouldnt wanna piss on the plants you eat haha

 

There is nothing wrong with flushing the toilet, I guarantee you it wont kill Bambi the deer each time you do it, or drain the ocean.

This is what it is for, do you even know where the water and waste goes? Do some research, it's fine.

 

You mentioned you pee in the garden...is this by any chance a vegetable garden? Eating freshly urinated food can be bad as far as excessive salt intake. Flogging the old dolphin out in the great outdoors is alot of fun and can be very rewarding...but always remember to use sunscreen!

 

I did/do it when I'm not so close to my neighbors, They already don't like us think about when I start pissing outside

 

I'd much rather piss outside than inside. I piss on the rocks not the grass.

 

A little piss on a plant will help it. I pee outside every chance I get. Then you don't have to worry about aiming and you can stop and take in a nice fresh breath for a moment.

 

No, I don't have a sink outside...

/sarcasm