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penis leather interior

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by magikbean562, Oct 22, 2009.

  1. Oct 22, 2009 at 6:47 PM
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    magikbean562

    magikbean562 [OP] once flirted with danger, danger got clingy

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    http://www.smh.com.au/drive/motor-news/the-4wd-with-seats-made-of-whale-penis-20091016-gzsq.html


    Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition

    If four-wheel-drives weren’t politically incorrect enough, a Russian car maker is offering one with whale penis leather trim. By RICHARD BLACKBURN.

    A Russian armoured-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with “whale-penis leather”.

    The €1 million ($1.6 million) Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car has been developed by the same company, RussoBaltique, that built armoured vehicles for Tsar Nicholas, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky.

    On its official website, the company says the whale-penis leather is the same as that used by Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O.

    Onassis is rumoured to have had some of the barstools on the yacht, the world’s most expensive at the time, covered in the controversial leather.

    The leather is not the only tacky accessory on the Prombron, which Dartz claims is the world’s most expensive SUV.

    The bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten, the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has a Kevlar coating.

    The car also comes with three bottles of the world’s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique, although the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive.

    The vehicle is being specially prepared for the ultra-exclusive Top Marques luxury motor show in Monaco next year.

    Dartz’s armoured vehicles weigh roughly 4 tonnes, are powered by V8s putting out between 300kW and 400kW and are “rocket grenade-proof” according to the website.

    For those wondering just how may whales may need to be harvested to outfit the special edition, the answer is not many. The penis of the Blue Whale, for example, can grow up to 2.4 metres.

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  2. Oct 22, 2009 at 6:48 PM
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  3. Oct 22, 2009 at 6:50 PM
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    I am more mesmerized by your avatar then by this thread itself.
     
  4. Oct 22, 2009 at 6:52 PM
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    moto932

    moto932 What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?

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    that's for dorks. get it
     
  5. Oct 22, 2009 at 6:54 PM
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    UpstateTacoma

    UpstateTacoma I'd rather be diving than working..

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    Ahh nd would be in heaven if he was riding this car.. he loves to hump people so this car would be humping him...:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
  6. Oct 22, 2009 at 7:12 PM
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    Hey just wondering did you happen to hear the the Jason Ellis Show about this truck, it was fu(k!ng hilarious.
     
  7. Oct 22, 2009 at 7:14 PM
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    derekabraham

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    Wait it's real?
     
  8. Oct 22, 2009 at 7:24 PM
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    Who would want to sit on whale cock all day long?? Stupidest shit evar.
     
  9. Oct 22, 2009 at 7:27 PM
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    I bet they will be a big seller in Suadi
     
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    If you rub the seats do they get bigger?
     
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    Anyone who drives this is truly trying to compensate for something.
     
  13. Oct 22, 2009 at 7:45 PM
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    carmellocafe

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    Any connection to Tacomas here?? :confused:
     
  14. Oct 22, 2009 at 7:51 PM
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    Hmmm....So....If I started kicking the seats, I would esentially be kicking a whales dick?
     
  15. Oct 22, 2009 at 7:51 PM
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    That could be worth some bragging rights....
     
  16. Oct 22, 2009 at 7:53 PM
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    That could be construed as "beating it off".
     
  17. Oct 22, 2009 at 7:54 PM
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    Only if the seats got hard.
     
  18. Oct 22, 2009 at 7:54 PM
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  19. Oct 22, 2009 at 8:06 PM
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    lol yeh i heard about this on the jason ellis show on sirius. haha
     
  20. Oct 22, 2009 at 8:08 PM
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