PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

@El Duderino

I stole a Mercedes E550 (called a Benefactor Schwartzer in the game), modded it, and launched it from a ramp on Vespucci Beach next to the Del Perro Pier; This is the result...



The car was not really damaged at all, but it was stuck, and as soon as I got out I fell to the beach, and could not access the car again...

 

I saw a mating pair of geese at the Pour House in Montgomeryville today; I believe the mother is actually sitting on some eggs...



A former coworker of mine was bartending at this place before the Coronavirus totally shut down the country...

 

Father Goose...

 

Pest

 

Only if you have only three shells in your shotgun

 

Isn't that a duck?
Oops my mistake it is a goose.

 

Why three?

 

You wanna talk about pests...? I found this swarm of ants
at the foot of somebody’s driveway while walking Porter...

 

Kill them with fire

 

Limit in the US for hunting migratory water fowl I believe.

 

My dad killed ants with gasoline and a match once...

 

That seems like it would be rather difficult to enforce...

 

Yup federal rules for migratory birds.

 

@ColoradoTJ
@El Duderino
@Pinay
@shakerhood
@Taco critter

I built myself an armored, air-conditioned, and turbocharged Toyota trail rig in GTA 5!

 

Interior, complete with large soda from Burger Shot...

 

It’s a bit hard to read, but it does actually say “A/C” in the upper left hand corner of the HVAC controls; This bad boy does have air-conditioning, and in the desert environment of Sandy Shores it is obligatory!

 

And street legal! As per San Andreas law, all vehicles 1976 and newer must pass smog in order to get their registration renewed; This bad boy is wearing an original early 80s vintage blue/yellow San Andreas plate! Doesn’t have to be trailered to the trail!