PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

Not a dog but I was holding a paper in my hand and a goat literally ate part of my paper. It LITERALLY ATE MY HOMEWORK..

 

Did the excuse work with your teacher?

 

I kind of just blew it off, didn't want to start over so I just never turned anything in.

 

"But m'am, a goat really did eat my homework!"

 

If I were a teacher I wouldn't give you a detention, because that story is awesome!

 

Whatever you do, do not take your dog with you in your Car, Truck, Van, Go Kart, whatever you drive, when you go to the auto wash at Gas Stations. THIS IS THE VOICE OF EXPERIENCE TALKING. DON'T DO IT. YOU WILL BE SORRY and spend the next 4 hours cleaning your ride.

 

What happened?

My boss's dog puked in the cupholder of my truck one time because I was driving fast and took a corner sharp, and she got carsick (er, truck-sick LOL).

 

Let's just leave it at it scared the shit of her literally, all of the center console

 

My uncle's Border Collie mix would bark at contrails left by airplanes in the sky... Dogs do the most random shit, literally and figuratively!

 

I hated that teacher so much. If she gave me detention I would have blown that off too.

She was a farm teacher. Food, animals, plants, and tractors. One day the elementary school came over to look at our farm. Everyone in the class was giving the kids tours and showing them around. The teacher gave me and my friend the most important job, watering dirt. We stood there and hosed down dirt for 30 minutes straight

 

Sounds hard

 

It was

 

I opened the back door to let my dog out. He sprinted towards a bird flying away. He jumped at least 4 or 5 feet high and caught the bird in mid air. He got the bird and he shaking his head, feathers everywhere. I was surprised, for a 30lb little dog, I never seen him jump that high.

I told my dog to drop the bird. Amazingly the bird seemed ok and flew away. I looked at my dog and he got 2 or 3 feathers hanging out of his mouth. ​

 

Black lab. She ate this portion of my wallet, 110.00 bucks, drivers license, debit/credit cards, and my lucky 2 dollar bill!

 

She actually ate a chunk out of all that in addition to the damn wallet?

 

Supremely shitty day

 

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My new signature!

As I'm gunning it up a steep hill in a snowstorm with "Once Bitten Twice Shy" blasting...

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IXh3OySUFs0

 

It said country song.