PennSilverTaco's "Perfect 5-Lug Regular Cab" Build, Aspergers, and General BS MegaThread!

Yes sir!!​

 

Paid for?

 

Paid off? negative​

Still owe 10k on this puppy

 

It really sucks that Toyota doesn't offer 0% APR on trucks.

When my dad bought my truck back in September 2009, he could only get 2.9% APR! It's worth noting that my dad has absolutely perfect credit!

He ended up paying off the Tacoma about 2 years early because he got tired of the interest rate. His 2013 Pilot, on the other hand...

He got 0.9% on that. He bought it brand new in May 2013, and he pays it off this May. My parents just paid cash for the 2013 Murano, since that was used and it's impossible to get a good interest rate on a used vehicle...

So yeah, my Tacoma's paid for, the title is in my name, and said title is stashed in a fireproof safe...

 

I got 1.79 with my credit union

Was pretty happy about that

 

My friend Matt got 0% financing on his 2017 Corolla iM...

 

Thats nice!

 

My Tacoma and Matt's iM...

 

@Iamraiderpower

Here's another one...

Farting in the walk-in beer cooler!

Bartenders and barbacks...

It's the perfect, discreet place to let 'em rip!

I'm pretty sure my female boss and the female bartenders have cut the cheese in there too!

 

Actually, who the hell doesn't love ZZ Top? I once saw a guy in an Audi A5 convertible driving through town with top down blasting this song!

 

Bet that feels good on your asshole. Warmth coming out and cool brisk air hitting your asshole

 

We like our farts chilled to exactly 38°F!

 

@Iamraiderpower

I know this is a bit juvenile, but I gotta ask...

Is it a bad idea for a firefighter to fart in a burning building?

 

I’ve done it more times than I can count

 

@Iamraiderpower

My boss's ex-boyfriend was infamous for his room-clearing flatulence...

Or as I liked to call it, his Weapons of Ass Destruction!

I was first introduced to his lethal emissions at the bar where I work, one night after the downstairs venue closed. We had met up and planned to go out drinking, first at the patio of our bar, and then at a nearby Irish pub...

It was me, my boss, her then-boyfriend, and a bunch of other guys she knew. My boss needed to use the ladies' room, and I was probably the only sober one present (that didn't last long). My boss said something like "Charlie, keep these idiots away from my bar and make sure they don't break anything." I say again, my boss is the general manager of the bar, so that's why she called it her bar.

Keeping a bunch of half-drunk guys out from behind the bar was the easy part. All of a sudden, the boss lady's BF suddenly and randomly announces "I farted." All of the other guys stop talking, almost like someone flipped a switch, and back away. Not knowing the potency of this guy's farts, I stay where I am and start laughing. That's when the smell hits me, and I back away, while my laughter becomes uncontrollable.

My boss, now finished in the ladies room, comes around the corner and says "Charlie, what the fuck is so funny?!?!"

I stop laughing long enough to say "So-and-so (name withheld) farted!" That's when the smells hit her, and she shouts "Jesus!" as she starts fanning the air in front of her face...

 

And no explosions?

 

@Iamraiderpower

Same ex-boyfriend (they were still together then), same bar, but at a different time. Specifically, it was at a semi-private Super Bowl party in the venue back in 2016. We were all just standing around chatting, and all of a sudden, the boss's boyfriend (who was quite intoxicated by then) announces that he farted. I had learned my lesson about being in the vicinity the last time he pulled a stunt like this, and we went from friendly conversation to mass exodus in a matter of seconds. He farted numerous times that night. One time, he cut one in the lobby, and I got a whiff of it all the way at the other end of the bar!

Farting...

If you can clear a bar, you're definitely doing it right!

 

@Iamraiderpower

And forget about at a bar where the resulting fart cloud only affects people in a limited area around the farter...

The same ex-boyfriend stunk up my boss's entire house on numerous occasions!

NOTE: My boss lives in a very old and very small, 2-bedroom/1-bathroom house. It's a much smaller space than the typical bar.

 

So far so good

Give that man some cabbage and see what happens!

 

I would also like to point out that boss's house is 2 stories, and maybe 800 square feet not including a tiny unfinished basement. Actually, the only reason the basement exists is as a space for the big old furnace, and the oil tank that supplies the furnace with fuel. It also happens to have limited space for storage.

Anyway, the bathroom is located on the second floor of the house. My boss's ex let a few go in the bathroom, and the resulting fart cloud filled the whole fucking house!