People who don’t take care of their trucks

Like eating Doritos in the dark and wiping your hands on your blankets.

 

Are you doing this tonight? I thought we were all doing it together. I Don’t even have my digiornos

 

Look. I don’t want to get in the way of your tub food, but I’m thinking Wednesday night I’m gonna eat pizza while taking a bath. That is a true fact. Probably around this time.

 

i need to dedicate more time if we’re doing lasagna. Unless it’s the microwave kind.

 

Just don't eat cheetos while watching porn in the dark. That almost gave me a heart attack when I got up in the middle of the night to piss.

 

Yeah that's doing wrong. I'll let a shit-ton slide, but food has no place in the bedroom. No TV either. Food belongs in kitchen, TV belongs in den. Food is allowed in den, but no further. (Except drinks, they sometimes find their way to the shower.)

Beds for sleeping and horizontal macarena, and sometimes questioning if said horizontal macarena resulted in pee and/or throat cancer. That's it.

 

Self admitted not a neat person. I’ve definitely gotten better though. I used to basically live out of my truck all day, tmes have changed and I’ve gotten a lot better!

 

Nah. I do bed food. We’re all judgmental ever so slightly. I don’t mind if you judge me. My truck has no trash in it though.

 

Fair enough. My truck was beyond trashed last month, so judge away. Looked like a rolling junkyard inside and out. I got most of the road dust and bugs washed off this prior weekend finally, removed and shredded all the receipts that accumulate on a two week road trip, and tackled the inch thick layer of dog hair that accumulated in the back seat. I'm still sorting through this mess though, I like to wallpaper the garage with shit like this.

 

Just for you bro

And oh yes there are scratches under that mud

And recipts, probably some jerky wrappers and an Iced Tea bottle in the floor boards. Jacket and sweater in the back seat... as a matter of fact... there's a chainsaw in the back floor board.

But fuck ya, this weekend was fun!

 

one of my friends is like that.
cant get into his car without having your feet on some old mcdonalds bag or something.
empty bottles etc.


just filthy.


its gross and his apartment was the same way for the longest time until he got a girlfriend and needed to start keeping it clean.
I've always been a clean freak when it comes to my cars, never understood how people could live so messy

 

I think the same way about people and their bodies. How do people let themselves go like that..... oh, it’s the daily McDonald’s.

But then I realize it’s their bodies and I couldn’t care less what they do.

 

My truck is almost 2.5 years old and still showroom inside and outside. I have stuff that is decades old and still looks like new. I am very clean and organized.
Women are messy in general (not dirty). Have met people opposite to me and I don't judge but keep distance.
Once I ran into a flaming red hot babe and when the time came to gently slip down her undies, the stench was so bad I got teary eyes...for 2 days people were asking me if I went fishing...Ah, the good old days.
If you can not keep a car lean and throw the garbage off, what about your nesting place and where the sun does not shine?

 

If your truck still looks pristine inside and out after 2.5 years... you're doing it wrong.

 

"The body isn't a temple...it's an amusement park" Anthony Bourdain - RIP Tony

 

As long as you're down with OPP...

 

Whats this? A dumpster fire??

 

Hunter was a bit more eloquent

 

You know me!