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Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Dec 30, 2009.

  1. Dec 30, 2009 at 10:01 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!



    1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    2.In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    3.No one expects you to run--anywhere.

    4.People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

    5.People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

    7.Things you buy now won't wear out.

    8.You can eat supper at 4 pm.


    9.You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

    10.You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

    11. You sing along with elevator music.

    12.Your eyes won't get much worse.

    13. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

    14.Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

    15.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

    16. You can't remember who sent you this list.
     
  2. Dec 30, 2009 at 10:05 AM
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    NAAC3TACO

    NAAC3TACO Just east of crazy

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    I'll be fifty in about 8 years, but I think my brain cells have already shrunk to manageable size.:D
     
  3. Dec 30, 2009 at 10:07 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    LMAO!! Im with ya on that! :eek:
     
  4. Dec 30, 2009 at 10:09 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 [OP] With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    I was at that point before 40.
     
  5. Dec 30, 2009 at 10:30 AM
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    TacoCat Look away, I'm hideous!

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    #4 and #8 already apply to me.
     
  6. Dec 30, 2009 at 11:30 AM
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  7. Dec 30, 2009 at 11:35 AM
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    Janster Old & Forgetful

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  8. Dec 30, 2009 at 12:24 PM
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    Great stuff!
     
  9. Dec 30, 2009 at 12:29 PM
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    Nice!!!
     
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