Post of the Week.

Double post

 

This is news ?

 

Just point me to the beer

 

okay chris, I'll put this as gently as I can



this is all your fault.

Remember that time I was all "I need a mod in here!" when all those little midget wrestlers were ganging up on me in that thread about monsoons in antarctica? All jeff and mike guys were sleeping, but I saw you post. As I tried to claw my way out of that hellhole, you but turned away; shading your eyes as you walked off into that bloody sunset.

I had to fight those fuckers with nothing but a comically-sized spoon and a box of spaghetti.

you came back what, an hour later, just to close the thread; no apology, no reinforcements.


don't remember? Of course you wouldn't, us blue-names aren't worth remembering or helping

so in my retaliation, I raised the price of coffee.
now you'll suffer through your monday morning;
WHATLL IT BE CHRIS

GAS OR COFFEE?
A NICE VACATION WITH JULIE OR COFFEE?

Now you have to choose, like I had to; alone with all those angry, tiny men.

 

this might be the best thing ive written in awhile

 

Thanks for starting this thread Chris!

However, I have to be completely honest. I was blacked-out wasted yesterday and left my phone unattended.

I think my chinchilla got a hold of it and started ranting about the genetic makeup and physiology of human sexuality and it's relationship to modern science. He's a dick like that.

Stupid gay chinchilla.

 

I own a chinchilla and they are the farest thing from stupid or gay Cuddly as fuck with a brain the size of a grape is a better sorting of words.

 

Did he chose to be born gay, or was he just born gay?

 

He definitely didnt enroll in the Boy Scouts to put it easy.

 

Taco Chica ?

 

Aww, you had to go and ruin it by patting yourself on the back.

 

He was born straight, but the previous owners groomed him to be gay, as part of their cult initiation. I'm glad I was able to rescue him before things got really out of hand. He still freaks out when George Michael comes on the radio.

 

They shit on EVERYTHING

 

If it didnt you would try to eat it daily due to its overwhelming cuteness explosion.

 

Is saying the N word on here the same as showing the N word on here? Is it okay because it it is n-Ga instead of N-ER ?!

 

Can you be banned for being a nagger?

 

What qualifies someone to be a nagger guy?!