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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

-George Carlin

 

Wow! That's a heavy one George. It's a shame he took that mentality to the grave. He knows the truth now

 

"if you wanna get in this boys hole; you gotta pay the troll toll"-Always Sunny In Philadelphia

 

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt......Abraham Lincoln

 

If you want the ultimate, you gotta be willing to pay the ultimate price...

 

If you can't eat it or f-ck it, then piss on it.

 

"You find that you have peace of mind and can enjoy yourself, get more sleep, and rest when you know that it was a one hundred percent effort that you gave - win or lose."

Gordie Howe

This is a good one.

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."

Henry Ward Beecher






Also look at my sig.

 

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like" - Will Rogers

"I may be drunk, but in the morning i will be sober and you will still be ugly" - Winston Churchill.

 

Gas, grass, or ass nobody rides for free - unknown

You know what an ugly women & a man have in common? They will both have to work for a living... - Daniel Tosh

If thats the worst mistake you make all day its been a good day. - Me

You got a joint? It would be allot cooler if you did - Mathew McConaughey in dazed & confused

 

You can put it anywhere...-Kathryn (Sarah Michelle Gellar), Cruel Intentions (1999)

 

English Motherfucker, do you speak it?

 

"look sick, play sick, get pussy"
~Football '10

 

What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? -unknown

 

The mighty oak once was a nut that stood its ground.

 

If you can't find a good woman...raise one! also see quote below as it is always on my page

 

"Better wear a latex, so you dont get that late text....that I think Im late text" - Lil Wayne

 

"if you dont chew big red, then fuck you!" - Ricky Bobby

"My SUV doesn't run on corn. Ethanol's a dream, and a dumb one." - Daniel Tosh

"Money doesn't buy happiness." Uh, do you live in America? 'Cause it buys a WaveRunner. Have you ever seen a sad person on a WaveRunner? Have you? Seriously, have you? Try to frown on a WaveRunner. You can't! They're so awesome, it's just throttle. People smile as they hit the pier. Because you forget, you need gas to turn. It goes against your natural instincts. Some of you aren't laughing; we all miss your cousin, but not laughing's not gonna bring him back. He's dead for a reason. He was a show-off, and he tried to spray us. "I didn't wanna get wet!" I yelled at his mother at the funeral. - Daniel Tosh

 

Would you take the place of this man? Would you take the nails from his hands?
http://youtu.be/UBAhvI0TRDs

 

It is better to light a candle then to curse the darkness - chinese proverb