Pregnant wives

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotchya!!!

 

C sections are soo much faster.. she was sliced open baby out in like 90 seconds..

 

Whatever, most women don't even know what theirs looks like.

Jesus, pick the hand mirror up and have a gander for once.

Now sit on a scanner and hit, scan.

Save it as a 400x400 jpeg.

Now hook your computer up to a big screen tv and hit "Full screen".



Get back to me on that.

 

You need a too. Let someone cut you open to make something faster. They might be faster but so much more dangerous for mom.

 

*Whew*

I thought you were going to go Lisa Nowak on me.

 

Wife is halfway through the second pregnancy. After this we are done. I'm really looking forward to camping with kids.

 

You too? Sweet moses...

 

I am fortunate to have 3 kids! All three are pretty much grown now. My oldest, he is 21 and taking on the world. My second is 20, and she just found out that she is pregnant so gonna be a grandpa! My youngest is graduating from high school next Friday! I was not only there for the pregnancy, mood swing support, going-out-for-food-at-2-am support, and everything else, but I was there at the birth of all 3 holding her hand and supporting her all the way. I even cut the cords on all of them, but the doc was cool enough that he let me do the foot prints on the card, and I got a foot print on my hospital gown on my middle one! I would not change a THING! I was up at all hours of the night telling my wife to go back to bed and rest while I stayed up and fed them and changed them. Having a child is an incredible experience. God's blessings on all of you, your wives, those women on here who are or soon will be a mother, and all of the children.

 

We've got our first on the way. She's due in about 3 weeks. Now I know that some people say its scarring and only time will tell by I just think there's something so beautiful about catching the baby. I look at I like this, I want my little girl to come into this world, and the first person that she sees, and the first person that touches her skin, is someone who loves her. I dunno, call me a sap but that's what I'm leaning towards.
It's been a great pregnancy btw, we'll definitely be doing this again. It was interesting noticing how my mentality changed throughout. I've always wanted kids so I was excited when we were pregnant. Just sort of a general
Excitement to have a baby. But when we found out we were having a girl, or maybe shortly after that, it all changed for me. I went from just generally excited to deeply excited to meet MY little girl, who's going to become one of my closest friends and I'll share a bond with the for the rest of her life. It's so cool. So as a first time dad I'd say to you guys on the fence, just do it. It's well worth it.

 

Congrats Ben!

 

Of course, you have a justifiable reason to go shotgun shopping now.



You know what we were like when we were 16. I plan on murdering anything with a y chromosome that comes near my daughter till she's 30.

At least that's how I currently feel.

 

This thread is a reminder of one the best decisions I ever made 3 yrs ago.

VASECTOMY


<----- no more 9 months (& beyond) of hormonal bitchiness

<------ no more cying babies, sleepless nights & whole lotta etc...

 

So i just found this thread. My wife is 8 months pregnant with our little girl. I just got back off deployment so i missed just about everything. So i am playing catch up with going baby shopping and all that fun stuff. Only another month or so and we will have our baby girl. I can't wait!!

 

We are just about 7 months along on my first. It's my wife's second, she has an 18 year old daughter. I know I know, but we had wanted to try sooner but the circumstances were never right. Started thinking it would never happen or be meant to happen for us. Wife was laid off, then finished her degree while unemployed and so on. Then once she settled in her job she didn't want to just immediately get pregnant so we waited a bit longer. Then it took a while to finally happen. But I'm gonna have a son! I've already bought him UGA gear, had that within a few months of being pregnant. I'm a huge UGA football fan if you can't tell, so I can't wait to take him to some games. As long as I'm not too old and frail to handle the crowds that is. We are thrilled and so is big sister but ironically she'll be headed off to college (3 1/2 hr drive away) about the time he gets here.

Congrats on yours Crom, Krazie, BamaToy, benbacher, and rmb!

 

If I ever have a girl I am moving deep into the mountains where no teenage guys can get within 50 miles of her.

With my arsonal of firearms.

 

I have to grow my intimidation beard back...



Who are you and where do you want your remains laid to rest?

 

Thanks and GO DAWGS! I have bought a lot of UGA stuff also.

Wife got me a new shotgun for my birthday a few weeks ago. So she knows whats going on and i didn't even have to buy it!!

 

Had our 2nd 2 months ago. No more. Oldest is 4.

 

Mine's 2 now... wife wants a second... I'm not so sure...