public situation - what would you do?

this weekend, my wife and i stopped into a coffee shop for some quiet time. we ordered, found a table, and settled in for some chat time. alittle while in, i heard my wife gasp. she was looking over my shoulder. she pointed with her eyeballs, and motioned for me to look. EGADS!! at eyeball level, i see a large woman wearing tights..dark gray tights (bright orange top, to complete the mental image for you guys). he looked like she pissed herself. her rear end was soaked! right down the middle of the crack. she was blissfully unaware. the entire shop was mumbling. my wife wanted to pull her aside to let her know.

i was WTF? i wanted to treat it as a, "i didnt see nuthin!" situation. what says the crowd? what would you do?

i say save the poor lady the embarassment. my wife said, she would want to know, to minimize the damage.

 

I would side with you, save her being pulled aside. Besides everyone has already seen so

 

i would've let my wife go over and tell her (probably better it's a 'girl to girl' talk... that way she feels better having told her, and you didn't have to... it's one of those, 'if your zipper was down, would you want someone to tell you' questions... or just walk around until you figure it out on your own. be glad you have a compassionate wife!

 

How could she not know she pissed herself? It was probably sweat, and if your a large woman and know you might sweat that much, then you should know better than to wear those pants or you just DGAF.

 

I would agree with you and just let it ride, but my wife would have gone over and said something.

 

probably laughed...

 

I would accidentally spill a drink on her lap J/K

 

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And then I would have gotten the hell out of there..

 

You should have walked by and acted like you smelled something, (hell, wouldn't be the first time someone commented on her odor) point out her indiscretion, and thank her for being prompt in meandering out the front door.

 

swamp ass

 

Take a pic of it on my phone and send it to TW live..

 

hahahha...i thought about it. but my wife was already sensitive to the situation. she would have exploded.

i tried to snap a pic of some poor guy with a goiter, in LAOS. wife stopped me then too.

 

Ten points says she is like most fat people and scoot's forward on the toilet seat and leaves a skid-mark.

 

Hey, thyroid issues are one thing. Something you can control is another. That thing should have had enough respect for others and left. People should not have to be put in a situation where they feel uncomfortable in public places to the point of wanting to snap pictures or want to tell someone to move it before you cut some bacon off their back.

 

1st of all, what was your wife doing out of the kitchen?!

 

I would have let her walk around like that...obviously she was comfortable with the obnoxious, repugnant, and offensive stench in her soiled panties.

 

probably would have ignored it... might have spit my coffee all over the person in front of me though...

 

People can also control whether or not they feel uncomfortable.