Quote of the Day

No good deed goes unpunished. Clare Boothe Luce

 

"if something can go wrong, it will..." - Murphy's Law

 

Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs. Joseph Stalin

 

"A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep." Saul Bellow

 

"We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality." - Albert Einstein

 

"Sex is only dirty if it's done right." Woody Allen

 

Murphy's Law - "Sex is good. Even when it is bad, its good."

 

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

 

"An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry." - T.S. Elliot

 

"You can set my truck on fire and roll it down a hill, and I still wouldn't trade you for a coupe deville." Joe Diffie

 

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson

 

"All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible." - William Faulkner

 

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert DE Niro

 

"Why don't you sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here." Jack Nicholson

 

isn't that the truth

 

"Women need a reason to have sex . Men just need a place ." Billy Crystal

 

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." Al Bundy

 

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. congress.
Ronald Reagan

 

"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the benefit o' the doubt... You drive a flashy car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the fuck are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a nigga'."

Chris Rock on being famous.

 

"...help me sing the song of the faithful dog, the mangy dog, the pitiful dog, the dog that everybody kicks around because he is covered in fleas, except the poor man whose companion he is, and the poet who looks upon him with a brotherly eye..."

Charles Baudelaire, Paris Spleen.