Quote of the Day

"When the Great Cheif was asked, 'Cheif, what is cocaine?' The Cheif looked at them and said, 'Cocaine? Cocaine is our gift to the white man for what he did to us!'" - Robin Williams

 

LOL! Divorce is an ugly thing. But the way I figure it... if you don't get married.. then you'll never have to divorce!

 

Now you tell me!

 

"do you know what its like to come home to a caring and loving wife"? to me it means i have the wrong house !!

 

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

 

"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." - Aristotle Onassis

 

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" - Dustin Hoffman

 

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams

 

Jim Cameron and I have just decided we're going to do another Terminator. The title will be The Sperminator: I'll Come Again.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

Let a man never stir on his road a step
without his weapons of war;
for unsure is the knowing when need shall arise
of a spear on the way without.
- The Havamal, The Words of Odin the High One

 

"If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?" - Amy

 

once you go black you never go back!!!

 

This is the best day the world has ever seen, tomorrow will be a better one. r.a. campbell

 

a good way to rid of one's self of a sense of discomfort is to do something, that's uneasy, dissatisfied feeling is actual force vibrating out of order, it may be turned to practical account by giving proper expression to its creative character. william morris

 

look before or you'll find yourself behind. ben franklin

 

the reward of one's duty is the power to fullfill another. george eliot

 

boxing taught me something that can be used to good advantage in polotics, when you see the other fellow getting ready for a punch hit him first and hit him hard!!! sen. hiram johnson

 

earnest resolution has often seemed to have about it almost a savor of omnipotence. samuel smiles

 

"Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain." - Friedrich von Schiller

 

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943

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"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, President, Chairman and Founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977