Quote of the Day

"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday." - Woody Allen

 

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

 

sak3358 can tastefully describe any distasteful matter with ease. I think he came up with the Tundra commercial for hauling a ton of "whatever" (manure).

 

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

 

"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde.

 

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious - Alan Minter

 

"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry

 

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

 

"This isn't right, this isn't even wrong." - Wolfgang Pauli, upon reading a young physicist's paper

 

Back up........ stop when it sounds expensive

 

"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage." - Ambrose Bierce

 

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best

 

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." - Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator

 

"The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", Thou shalt not commit adultery" and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment."
- George Carlin

 

The golden age was never the present age. English Proverb

 

Every epoch, under names more or less specious, has defied its peculiar errors. percy bysshe shelley

 

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean paul richter

 

history is a relay of revolutions.
saul alinsky

 

The second half of the 20th century is a complete flop.
isaac bashevis singer

 

we americans are the best informed people on earth as to the events of the last 24hrs, we are not the best informed as to the events of the last 60 centuries.
will and ariel durant