Quote of the Day

study men not historians
harry truman

 

history repeats itself, historians repeat each other.
philip guadalla

 

buy the truth and sell it not also wisdom, and instruction, and understanding.
proverbs 23:23

 

"I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist. I am willing to fight for peace. Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war." - Albert Einstein

 

"Did the training wheels fall off?" —Sen. John Kerry, after being told by reporters that President Bush took a tumble during a bike ride.

 

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." - Homer Simpson

 

"oregano is the spice of life"
-Henry J. Tillman

 

"A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist." - Franklin Jones.

 

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?" - Steven Wright.

 

"it ain't gonna lick itself"

-rick

 

"you cant tell me it all ends in a slow ridin hearse"
-ronnie dunn

 

"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth." - Patrick Murray.

 

"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity." - Chris Rock; on drugs.

 

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction." - General Douglas MacArthur

 

"An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horse shit. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about fucking!"
- General Patton

 

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." - Groucho Marx

 

i love deadlines. i like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by
douglas adams

 

in this world without quiet corners there can be no easy escapes from history from hullabaloo from terrible unquiet fuss.
salman rushdie

 

when you suffer an attack of nerves you're being attack by the nervous system. what chance has a man got against the system
russell hoban

 

he knows not his own strength that hath not met adversity.
ben johnson