Quote of the Day

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife. - Clare Boothe Luce

 

Peace is not absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful means. - Ronald Reagan

 

"The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you." - Charles Dickens.

 

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life." - Frank Zappa

 

Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer. - Muhammad Ali, "More Than a Hero"

 

"What is mind?.....No matter".
"What is matter?.....Never mind"
-Homer J. Simpson

 

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

 

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance. - William Shakespeare

 

It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them. - Alfred Adler

 

"I have nothing to declare except my genius." - Oscar Wilde

 

Status quo, you know, that is Latin for "the mess we're in." - Ronald Reagan

 

"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?" - Albert Einstein

 

"When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." - George Washington Carver

 

"I think all foreigners should stop interfering in the internal affairs of Iraq." - Paul Wolfowitz

 

"Rehab is for quitters, sabbaticals are for those who can pace themselves. " - me

 

"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take." - Adlai Stevenson

 

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. - Benny Hill

 

Don't let your dog's total devotion serve as conclusive proof that you're not an asshole...............


..............geezer

 

America's present need is not heroics, but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution, but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

 

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking. - Arthur Block