Quote of the Day

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity....


.............geezer

 

5 out of 4 adults don't understand fractions

 

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. - Brendan Gill

 

LMAO

That is GREAT! That is what I need on my desk for the accountants across from me...

 

"How can I lose to such an idiot?" - A shout from chessmaster Aaron Nimzovich

Probably what went through Al Gore's mind when he lost to George Bush.

 

"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein

 

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. - Billy Rose

 

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

 

You can't run an army without profanity; and it has to be eloquent profanity. An army without profanity couldn't fight it's way out of a piss-soaked paper bag." - General Patton

 

A handful of skill is better than a bagful of gold. - Irish Saying

 

"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship." - John D. Rockefeller

 

"Hell is paved with good Samaritans." - William M. Holden

 

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein

 

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart;
Any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
- Sir Winston Churchill

 

"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action." - Auric Goldfinger, in "Goldfinger" by Ian L. Fleming

 

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

 

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer." - Will Rogers

 

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

 

That is SO true.

 

"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce