Quote of the Day

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics -- Even if you win, you are still retarded.

 

"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies." - Adrienne Gusoff.

 

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." - Sharon Stone

 

"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin

 

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." - Salvador Dali

 

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Sir Stephen Henry Roberts

 

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

 

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei

 

"To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy." - Bette Davis

 

‘It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.” - Upton Sinclair

 

"Woman was God's second mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche

 

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy

 

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens." - Jimi Hendrix

 

"Give me a museum and I'll fill it." - Pablo Picasso

 

"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done." - Carl Friedrich Gauss while working, when informed that his wife is dying

 

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."

 

What gets us into trouble
is not what we don’t know,
Its what we know for sure
that just ani’t so.
- Mark Twain

 

"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." - Bertrand Russell

 

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.

 

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but, does anyone ever think of changing themselves... unknown