Quote of the Day

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

 

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

 

My three personal favorites are:
"There's no second place in a gunfight" - Bill Jordan, US Border Patrol

"Press hard, there's five copies!" - Police Officer to Violator he just Ticketed

"Son, there's one sure way to know if you're doing OK. Look in the mirror every day, and if you like the man in the mirror and can be proud of what he stands for and what he's done, then you're doing alright. And keep in mind, there's no substitute for honor." - My Father

 

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness." - Oscar Wilde

 

"Don't kid yourself. George W. Bush is very excited. He's already working on his first foreign-policy blunder." - David Letterman

 

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made. - Jean Giraudoux

 

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. -Jeff Foxworthy

 

Anyone on this train wanna buy some candy? It's not for a basketball team or something, it's for me so I can buy more candy. - Teen Boy

 

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill, British politician on the eve of his 75th birthday

 

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
- Scott Adams

 

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG. - Jack Nicholson

 

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. - Mark Twain

 

"Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!" - George Washington

 

What luck for rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

 

"Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie."
- William Shakespeare on Vintage Erotic Art 'Nude Girl'

 

I love weed , LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love pussy! The end. - Thurgood Jenkins

 

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. - Jane Wagner

 

When I build something for somebody, I always add $50 million or $60 million onto the price. My guys come in, they say it's going to cost $75 million. I say it's going to cost $125 million, and I build it for $100 million. Basically, I did a lousy job. But they think I did a great job.
- Donald Trump

 

"I have not failed 10,000 times. I have successfully found 10,000 ways that will work" -Thomas Edison-

 

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. - Dwight D. Eisenhower