Quote of the Day

"Be a simple kind of man. Be something you love and understand." -Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

"women are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the others are handicapped" ?? no idea where its from

 

"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it; if it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it."

 

"Life's a garden, dig it" -Joe Dirt-

 

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." - Jerry Seinfeld

 

A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It’s like going to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant. – Bill Hicks

 

"Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out." - Michel de Montaigne

 

"i went home from college for the weekend. there were 2 naked women going at it in my apartment and my roomate had a 3 way..." true story. wht the hell...

 

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

 

"We cannot be both the world’s leading champion of peace and the world’s leading supplier of arms." - Jimmy Carter

 

"We have become part of something much more complicated than you or I will ever fully comprehend. We build more than just trucks. . . we build friendships, we build futures, we build our dreams. We drive our trucks low and hold our heads high because we have an unwritten and unspoken agreement that we will live life to the fullest and never fall victim to 'the norm'. Others laugh at us when we spend hours on end working on our trucks, yet shake our hands when we are done. What we do is not just a hobby, it's a way of life. If you are in this for the trophies, you are in this for the wrong thing. The REAL trophies are not won at shows, they are won in the local parking lots. They are the handshakes, the smiles, and the head nods that you receive. We build what we want, to be noticed, but not just to impress people. We build what we like. When others ask why you ride so low, ask them, why don't you ride low? Laugh, get in your ride, and drag the hell out of it. Look back in the rearview mirror and you will see the best trophy of them all...their jaw on the ground."

-not sure where, got it form someone on a diff forum

 

"Fame is a vapour, popularity is an accident, money takes wings, those who cheer you today may curse you tomorrow. The only thing that endures is character." - Horace Greeley

 

"a drink a day keeps the therapist away" - me

 

The choice is made clear. You may join the Army to go to adventure training, or join the Navy to go to Bangkok, or join the Air Force to go to computer school.

You join the Marine Corps to go to war!

 

"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." - Edward George Bulwer-Lytton

 

"nothing better than wrecking a freshly cleaned toilet" - my roomate

 

"One can no more prevent the mind from returning to an idea than the sea from returning to a shore. In the case of the sailor, this is called a tide; in the case of the guilty, it is called remorse." - Les Miserables by Victor Hugo
(K)

 

"the best defense is a good offense" Mel (the cook on Alice)

 

"Some men spend a lifetime in an attempt to comprehend the complexities of women. Others pre-occupy themselves with somewhat simpler tasks, such as understanding the theory of relativity!" - Albert Einstein on the Mystery of Women.

 

"Eroticism is firstly a search for pleasure, a perception of the divine state, which is infinite delight."
- Alain Danielou quote printed on Kama Sutra Art