Quote of the Day

"I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as incompetent as some of the men who are already there."
- Maureen Reagan

 

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

 

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire; the size of your dream; and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

 

"Hillary Clinton met with incoming first lady Laura Bush. They had tea. Actually, Laura Bush does have something in common with Hillary Clinton. She also has no idea what her husband is doing in the Oval Office." - Jay Leno

 

"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity." - Karl Marx

 

"I'll give some speeches just to replenish the ol' coffers. I don't know what my dad gets, it's more than $50,000 to $75,000 a speech. Clinton's making a lot of money." - US President George W. Bush, on plans for life after office.

 

They [the government] keep trying to scare us. They keep telling us to be on the lookout for Al-Qaeda. I ain't scared of Al-Qaeda! I'm from Brooklyn... I don't give a fuck about Al-Qaeda! Mother fuck Al-Qaeda. Did Al-Qaeda blow up the building in Oklahoma? NO! Did Al-Qaeda put anthrax in your mail? NO! Did Al-Qaeda drag James Byrd onto the street till his eyes popped out of his fuckin' head? NO! I ain't scared of Al-Qaeda! I'm scared of Al-Crack-a! - Chris Rock

 

Experience taught me a few things. One is to listen to your gut, no matter how good something sounds on paper. The second is that you're generally better off sticking with what you know. And the third is that sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make.
- Donald Trump

 

"Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart."
- Marcus Aelius Aurelius

 

Lord, bless my family. Fill their bellies and keep them warm and safe. And, now, Lord, let's get personal. Please find Georgia a man to daddy that young 'un she's carrying. Give Maine those lottery numbers before she loses her virginity on that rocking horse. Lord, let my Teddy settle down and plant some roots. Look over my sister, Marilyn, who, bless her ignorant soul, is back in jail again. Enlighten her about cellular telephones and credit card transactions both of which are traceable. And, finally, Lord, bless my Carolina's heart for she is the best part of me. Amen. - Grandma Mirabeau saying grace at Thanksgiving Day dinner.

 

"Losers always whine about 'their best.' Winners go home and fu#$ the prom queen." Sean Connery in The Rock.

 

"In order to speak to his equal an Irishman is forced to speak with the All-mighty"
-The Irishman from Braveheart

 

In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant, ... One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth. - Stephen Colbert

 

Listen up Texan's;

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - James Boswell

 

"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." - Ronald Reagan

 

"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
-- Lyndon B. Johnson

 

“You cannot change your destination overnight, but you can change your direction overnight.” - Jim Rohn

 

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, 'You're fired!' - Donald Trump

 

Quotes on California Wild Fire:

"It's very important that (residents) understand that life is more important than property. If they're asked to leave they must leave. When they don't leave they not only threaten their lives but they take firefighters and law enforcement away from what they're doing to get them out of the house." - San Diego County Sheriff Bill Kolender.

"I'm just standing here watching my life go up in flames. This is just too unbelievable. This can't be happening to me." - Escondido resident Kathie Browning, as she watched her family's home burn.

"The house went up like a Roman candle. ... If we weren't here, the whole neighborhood would go up. There just aren't enough fire trucks around." - San Diego resident Tom Sollie, who ignored evacuation orders to stay and water his roof.

"It was nuclear winter. It was like Armageddon. It looked like the end of the world." - San Diego City firefighter Mitch Mendler.

"This is the beginning, unfortunately, of the Santa Ana season. ... It looks like what's happening now is a preview of the coming attraction." - NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory scientist Bill Patzert.

 

Dyslexics of the world untie. - Unknown