Quote of the Day

What's the name of your avatar? I miss mystery science theater 3000, laughing my donkey off with my buddy's and many beers !

 

.....or just name all your animals or inanimate objects "Mohammed".

 

The stronger must dominate and not blend with the weaker, thus sacrificing his own greatness. - Adolf Hitler

 

Hurry up, there is someone knocking at the front door. OK, I'm peeing as fast as I can. - Stephen Colbert talking to a Senator for Tennessee.

 

I don’t have a boyfriend right now. I’m looking for anyone with a job that I don’t have to support. - Anna Nicole Smith

 

I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with them later. - Mitch Hedberg

 

"Due to a small but significant clause in the U.S. Constitution, I will be out of the office from January 21, 2001 until January 20, 2005."
- Al Gore senior adviser Michael Feldman's message on his White House voicemail

 

"It'll be hard to articulate." - George W. Bush, anticipating how he'll feel upon assuming the presidency

 

My favorite things to say to other drivers in a calm but distinctly concerned loud voice:

"Sure! It's a party in this lane and you're invited. Feel free to cut me off."

"I am guessing that finger is not a turn signal."

"The sign says 'YIELD', not 'SURRENDER'!!!"

"Hey, Sir Swerves-a-lot, keep it in your own lane."

"If you can't figure out what Cruise Control is, then go back to your Playstation."

"You go find that cop, I'll be right here."

"You have to buy me something real pretty if you are going to get on my ass like that."

"Found your keys, huh? Too bad you couldn't find your brain."

Similar: "Found your keys, huh? Too bad you couldn't find your balls."

"Try the accelerator pedal. It is the one with all the dust on it."

 

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit." - Harry S. Truman

 

"I have never let my schooling get in the way of my education." - Mark Twain

 

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams.

 

I love that one, Classic quote 007!

 

Don't do today what you can put off 'till tomorrow, because tomorrow you might find that you don't have to do it.

-TSUNAMI*22

 

Jumping at several small opportunities may get us there more quickly than waiting for one big one to come along. - Hugh Allen

 

Thanks. I had to explain that to a guy on TundraSolutions.

 

"To be a good general, a man must know mathematics; it is of daily help in straightening one's ideas. Perhaps I owe my success to my mathematical conceptions; a general must never imagine things; that is the most fatal of all. My great talent, the thing that marks me most, is that I see things clearly; it's is the same with my eloquence, for I can distinguish what is essential in a question from every angle." - Napoleon Bonaparte

 

God made time, but man made haste. - Irish Saying

 

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

 

"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind." - Mahatma Gandhi