Quote of the Day

I love this one!

"...there is nothing wrong with the planet. Nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The PEOPLE are fucked. Difference. Difference. The planet is fine. Compared to the people, the planet is doing great. Been here four and a half billion years. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? The planet has been here four and a half billion years. We've been here, what, a hundred thousand? Maybe two hundred thousand? And we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. Two hundred years versus four and a half billion. And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we're a threat? That somehow we're gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that's just a-floatin' around the sun?..."

George Carlin on the condition of our planet

 

Beauty is but a light switch away.

 

I triple guarantee you. There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed Al-Sahaf.

 

"Capital punishment is as fundamentally wrong as a cure for crime as charity is wrong as a cure for poverty."
-Henry Ford-

 

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

 

And I can fight only for something that I love, love only what I respect, and respect only what I at least know. - Adolf Hitler

 

"History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce."
-Karl Marx-

 

The security we profess to seek in foreign adventures we will lose in our decaying cities. - Martin Luther King Jr, referring to U.S. foreign policy.

 

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why I drive a Tacoma!

 

"For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
-Leonardo da Vinci-

 

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
-Yoda-

 

"All a real man needs is a hole and a sandwhich."

-Another nugget of drunken wisdom from me when i was explaining to my gf what men really need. fortunately she was laughing too hard to get mad.... probably cause i stumbled into a wall as i said it.

 

"The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution."
-Hannah Arendt-

 

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. - Christopher Marlowe

 

"The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life."
-John F. Kennedy-

 

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

 

"[FONT=Arial,Helvetica]Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."
-Alan Minster-
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The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.

Vince Lombardi

 

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

 

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce