Quote of the Day

If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. - David Letterman

 

"You live and learn. At any rate, you live." - Douglas Noel Adams

 

"Beer.........now there's a temporary solution" - Homer Simpson

 

Ok, as some of you may know, TheMaster is very busy at work (finding and marking yellow snow with caution tape or whatever it is Canadians do for "jobs") and he has asked me to help out a little with his Quote of the day. Of course im not around on weekends so i wont be posting anything then. But here is my first one. Since TheMaster is such a huge George Bush fan i thought i'd start with a nice Bush quote....

"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."
- President Bush, 6/4/03

 

"Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved." - Niccolo Machiavelli

 

The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
- David Friedman

 

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
- Howard Aiken

 

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- Abraham Lincoln

 

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
- Albert Einstein

 

"Logic is in the eye of the logician." - Gloria Steinem

 

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King Jr.

 

“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt” - Bertrand Russell

 

“I hate turkeys . If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi. Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.” - Mitch Hedberg

 

"Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability."
-Flower A. Newhouse-

 

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." -George W. Bush, Oct. 3, 2007

Watch video clip - http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/...rg/2007/10/03/decider-strikes-again/#comments

 

"[SIZE=-1]Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Shields-
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There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you. - Peter De Vries

 

"[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower-
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Life is a long lesson in humility. - James M. Barrie

 

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. - Edgar Allan Poe