Quote of the Day

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P. J. O'Rourke

 

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear. - John C. Dvorak

 

What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens. - Benjamin Disraeli

 

You cannot procrastinate - in two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. - Kemmons Wilson

 

If you behave like a doormat, expect to be stepped on and don't complain about it. - Suzette Haden Elgin

 

"On wings of deeds the soul must mount! When we are summoned from afar, ourselves, and not our words, will count. Not what we said, but what we are!"
-William Winter-

 

'When confronted with serious injury or death, react totally and violently"

Me

 

"We the willing, lead by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungreatful. We have done so much with so little for so long, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing" - Anon
Possibly a current Government employee in the frontlines while the Congress and Politicos play ping-pong with our financial futures...i.e. gas prices!

 

"He too serves a certain purpose who only stands and cheers."
-Henry Adams-

 

"kill or be killed" 2pac

 

"Winning Second Place is like winning the award for being the tallest midget"

 

"Second place is the first loser."

"Racing a Honda is like running in the special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

 

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. - Mark Twain

 

"I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy. I expostulated, but he replied: 'The bigs hit me, so I hit the babies; that's fair.' In these words he epitomized the history of the human race." - Education and the Social Order by Bertrand Russell

 

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
- Norm Crosby

 

There is a secret all warriors share,so private that none dare give it voice, save only to those mates drawn dearer than brothers by the shared ordeal of arms. This is the knowledge of the hundred acts of his own cowardice. The little things that no one sees. The comrade who fell and cried for aid. Did I pass him by? Choose my skin over his? That was my crime, of which I accuse myself in the tribunal of my heart and there condem myself as guilty. -Stephen Pressfield

 

O Zeus, why hast thou brought into the world
To plague us such a tricksy thing as Woman?
If thou didst wish to propagate mankind,
Couldst thou not find some better way than this? - Euripides

 

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. - Steven Wright

 

Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof. - Ashley Montague

 

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland