Quote of the Day

"Day after day, day after day, we struck nor breath nor motion,
As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean,
Water, water, everywhere and all the boards did shrink,
Water, water, everywhere nor any drop to drink."

Samuel Taylor Coleridge 1798-1834

 

" The Best Part Of Believe Is The Lie" ????

 

O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry.
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die.
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide.
Take not thy Thunder from us,
But take away our Pride.

G. K . Chesterton

 

"And Salt n Pepper!!" joedirt cried to his wife, who was trying to get his cholesterol down.

 

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others. - Jonathan Winters

 

There are grammatical errors even in his silence. - Stanislaw J. Lec

 

Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short....
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six Hundred and Sixty Six.

Revelations 13:18

 

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

 

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody. - Franklin P. Adams

 

"My son, ask for thyself another kingdom, for that which I leave is too small for thee."

Philip of Macedonia

 

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

 

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle. - Darby Conley

 

Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was. - Margaret Mitchell

 

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world. - Oscar Wilde

 

“The mosquitoes are biting tonight like memories…” - [D.H. Lawrence, Southern Night]

 

“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it…” - Voltaire

“I think you’re full of sh*t. So p*ss off…” - TheMaster

 

If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting.

- Deep thoughts by Jack Handey -

 

When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said "Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
Desmond Tutu

 

Underpromise; overdeliver. - Tom Peters