Quote of the Day

Don't be a hero - use cruise control!

-unknown

 

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." - Confucius

 

Stop using so much ketchup! Damn! -joedirt's father

 

Pull out the string and Drive!!

 

Stoop and you'll be stepped on; stand tall and you'll be shot at. - Carlos A. Urbizo

 

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

 

"the truth ain't always pretty, but at least it's the truth" Russell Stillinger

 

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters. - Alice Thomas Ellis

 

We all are Neighbors who just live farther up the road...

 

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

 

Well i got a few there not offical quotes but there pretty good ones

Lifes a Bitch cause if it was a slut it would be easy


Sex is like muddin you look at the hole, think about it first, ease off in it, then tear it up!!

 

Im to drunk to taste this chicken.

- the late great colonel sanders

 

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other. - Honore de Balzac

 

A nation which has forgotten the quality of courage which in the past has been brought to public life is not as likely to insist upon or regard that quality in its chosen leaders today and in fact we have forgotten. - John Fitzgerald Kennedy

 

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Sen. Ted Stevens

 

You never know what's going to happen sometimes, or what you think's going to happen never happens, or when you least expect it, the Santana record comes along and just blows up. - Tommy Lee, Motley Crue

 

"I am not a stupid person. They were telling me how to vote".
- A Wal-Mart customer-service supervisor, on Wal-Mart mobilizing its store managers and department supervisors to warn that if Democrats win the election, it will be easier for workers to unionize companies.

 

It's a drill for the Big One that's going to happen someday.

- KATE HUTTON, a seismologist in Los Angeles, after a 5.4-magnitude earthquake rocked Southern California

 

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
- Evan Esar

 

Everything that we do is being undermined by the fuel crisis. It's really diabolical. The tentacles are everywhere.

CLARENCE W. MARSELLA, general manager and CEO of the Regional Transportation District in Denver, on the paradox of higher fuel costs: increased ridership and budget cutbacks.