Quote of the Day

Because the smart ones keep their mouths shut?

 

"Don't make someone your Priority, when you are just their Alternate"

 

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -Einstein

 

Thing is Bush's rating is 29% compared to her, congress, at 19%.

 

I was just kidding you about the G-string quote.

 

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy"

- Bill Clinton, looking at "Juanita," a newly discovered Incan mummy on display at the National Geographic museum

 

experience: remembering how you fucked it up the last time -unknown

 

"Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health and scary enough even your money" - A Pimp Named Slickback The Boondocks

 

"While we should never give up our principles, we must also realize that we cannot maintain our principles unless we survive." Henry Kissinger.

 

"If the present (Continental) Congress errs in too much talking, how can it be otherwise, in a body to which the people send one hundred and fifty lawyers, whose trade it is to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour?" -- Thomas Jefferson

 

Who has got great multicolored maps of Venezuela? The Yankees.

-HUGO CHAVEZ, Venezuelan President, announcing that the country will launch a satellite within five years to map its territory.

 

If you are not from Lesbos, you are not a Lesbian.

-A banner used by locals of the island, who failed in their attempt to ban the use of the word "lesbian" to describe gay women.

 

I'd rather have this bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!

 

Do you know what they call a Big Mac in France?
A Royal with cheese! "Jules" -Pulp Fiction

 

We play soccer like the Brazilians play Ping-Pong.

- LI WEIFENG, captain of China's Olympic soccer team, which lost to Brazil

 

"The inherent downside in a life of pursuing women is the
possibility of inadvertently catching one."
--Anonymous

 

"The only way to be safe is to never be secure". - Benjamin Franklin