Quote of the Day

"I beleive the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - Our wonderful president.

 

no no. its "Do you know what a call a quarter pounder with cheese in france?" " no" "A royal with cheese" " do you know why they call it a royal with cheese" " the metric system?" "ohh look at the big brain on brett; you a smart fcuker"

 

You always find out who's been swimming naked when the tide goes out. We found out that Wall Street has been kind of a nudist beach.

- WARREN BUFFETT billionaire investor, saying the U.S. economy is unlikely to improve before 2009, and there was a "reasonable chance" that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac shareholders would be wiped out

 

Damn it! Your right! How the hell did I get that wrong, must have been hungry that day or something. oh well.....my bad.....how about this one... No soup for you!! Come back one week! (pointing at me) "The Soup Nazi"

 

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

 

yeah good one. seinfeld

i got one. god i hate this one. ruined me for six months. Then i found tacoma " Oh im sorry, i only like you as a friend"

 

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

 

Life happens.

STEVE SCHMIDT, John McCain's spokesman, after Sarah Palin confirmed that her unmarried, 17-year old daughter is pregnant

 

It's not the heat.. it's the humidity

 

Russians need our energy markets and we need Russian energy — it's as simple as that.

Finnish Foreign Minister ALEXANDER STUBB, on the EU's refusal to impose sanctions on Russia over its incursion into Georgia

 

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
- Woody Allen

 

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
- Al Capone

 

The armed groups are like malaria, evolving to resist eradication and killing with efficiency.

- ANTONIO NAVARRO WOLFF, governor of Nariño, Colombia, on the refusal of a decades-old war to abate in his mountainous region even though it has recently slowed down in urban centers

 

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

 

We are dead meat.

DAVID LETTERMAN, host of CBS' Late Show, during a rant on global warming

 

"Dude, all we are, is dust, in the wind"

Bill and Ted

 

"Keep your thing in your britches, and your truck between the ditches"-Mitchell (Me)

 

Man with hand in pocket be cocky all day!

 

The road to victory is paved with the bodies of the weak. Unknown.