Quote of the Day

The theme 'Stayin' Alive' is very appropriate for the situation.

DAVID MATLOCK,
a doctor at the University of Illinois College of Medicine at Peoria, who says the Bee Gees' 1977 disco anthem provides an ideal beat to follow while performing CPR

 

Plumbers today are businessmen. Some are metrosexuals. Especially in New York City, they're not what you think.

GIL PEREZ,
a Staten Island plumber who holds a law degree, responding to the Joe the Plumber election mania

 

I ain't got time to die.

ANN NIXON COOPER,
106, of Atlanta, Georgia, on living through the years when African-Americans and women couldn't vote to now, a time where Barack Obama is running for president

 

There was always this hope that China would pick up the slack for the U.S.

NICOLE SZE,
a Singapore-based investment analyst, on the global impact of the U.S.'s economic downturn

 

If I sleep for three hours, I still have enough energy to make love for another three.

SILVIO BERLUSCONI,
Italy's prime minister, on being in good shape at the age of 72

 

Hell yes!

 

A day without sunshine is like night! - Anonymous

 

Confucius says...

Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

 

Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

http://despair.com/viewall.html

 

Fairness is a concept that was invented so that children and idiots could participate in arguments - Scott Adams

 

I made a commitment to make the payments and all of a sudden — no matter how hard I tried, no matter what we did — we couldn't.

KRISTIN BERTRAND,
whose family lost their home to foreclosure

 

The tsunami has only just reached their shores.

NEIL DOUGALL,
chief economist for emerging markets at London's Dresdner Kleinwort, on the economic downturn's effect on developing nations. The International Monetary Fund is considering providing emergency loans to such countries

 

Those polls have consistently shown me much farther behind than we actually are. We're doing fine.

JOHN McCAIN,
Republican presidential nominee, urging optimism during the final stretch of his election campaign

 

It's making use of an alternative energy that's God-given.

STEPHEN SCOTT,
senior fellow at Elizabethtown College, on many Amish communities' decision to begin using solar energy

 

Sorry to dump them all at once.... Some I've collected from another site.

"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow......"

Never take a cross country trip with a kid who has just learned to whistle.

"Studies either verify common sense, or they're wrong." --Dennis Prager

The one who laughs last, thinks slowest!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." ~Grouch Marx

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Those lacking in common sense require a greater margin of error.

If at first you don't succeed--don't try sky diving!!

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Some people claim to want to hear others views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.

Warped enough to power the Enterprise

It always helps to remember that common sense is the least common of all the senses

"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. If you drink, don't derive."

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area." - Major Mike Shearer - British Army - Basra, Iraq

Life is short, Death is long, Take a vacation.

If you can't fix it with a hammer... you have an electrical problem.

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape.

 

It's the 79th anniversary of the stock market crash. To commemorate that event, stocks are now selling at 1929 prices.

DAVID LETTERMAN,
on the current financial crisis

 

There is only one happiness in life,
to love and be loved.

- George Sand -

 

not sure if this has been posted:

Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

 

You're going to pull us out of this by building the best truck that's ever been built.

WILLIAM CLAY FORD JR.,
Ford's executive chairman, at the introduction ceremony for a new version of Ford's F-150 pickup, amid dismal automobile sales and after Ford executives rejected a merger deal with General Motors last week

 

I'm still speechless.

LEWIS HAMILTON,
Formula One's youngest-ever champion, after clinching the title by overtaking Timo Glock on the final turn of the last lap of the Brazilian Grand Prix