Quote of the Day

Our initial investigation suggests this was an isolated malicious act.

JENNIFER KHOURY,
vice president of corporate communications at Comcast, apologizing to customers in Tuscon, Ariz., for a 30-sec. porn clip that interrupted the local broadcast of the Super Bowl

 

^^
lol...

 

I screwed up.

BARACK OBAMA,
admitting errors over his handling of the tax controversy that led Tom Daschle to withdraw his nomination for Secretary of Health and Human Services

 

He disappointed so many people.

USA SWIMMING,
in a statement that Olympic champion Michael Phelps is banned from competition for three months after a British newspaper published a photograph of him smoking marijuana

 

Politics can't be any dirtier of a job than the one I am already in.

STORMY DANIELS,
porn star, on running for the U.S. Senate seat in Louisiana now held by David Vitter, as her fans proceed to draft her

 

Thank you for listening to us. That has not happened for the past eight years.

ANDY IRVINE,
a Florida resident, addressing President Obama at a town-hall meeting in Fort Myers

 

I never drink water, fish f**k in it.
W.C. Fields

 

"if you cant do it screw it and sit back and have a beer''- higherlux
i live by this every day

 

You can't imagine the shock I felt.

MANUEL LITUMA SANCHEZ,
the driver of the van that dragged the body of Guido Salvador Carabajo-Jara, 26, who was hit by an SUV and killed just before he got caught under the van. Sanchez was unaware of the situation as the body was dragged for nearly 20 miles

 

'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.' - Ronald Reagan

 

'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.'
- Ronald Reagan

 

'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'- Ronald Reagan

 

I felt like I had been thrown into some surreal sort of nightmare.

HILLARY TRANSUE,
a teenager whom Pennsylvania judges Mark Ciavarella Jr. and Michael T. Conahan unfairly sent to a youth detention center; the two men pleaded guilty to taking more than $2.6 million in kickbacks to send youths to two privately owned detention centers

 

Unless God decides otherwise, unless the people decide otherwise, this soldier is already a candidate.

HUGO CHAVEZ,
Venezuelan president, after a national referendum passed to remove presidential term limits, potentially allowing him to stay in office indefinitely

 

that's pretty scary...

 

Ms. Peer has earned the right to play in the tournament and it's regrettable that the UAE is denying her this right.

LARRY SCOTT,
chief executive of the WTA Tour, on news that Israeli player Shahar Peer has been refused a visa to take part in the Dubai Tennis Championships this week

 

I can only imagine how scared and emotional she must have been before she died.

ASMA FIRFIREY,
sister of Aasiya Zubair Hassan, a 37-year-old woman beheaded near Buffalo, New York, allegedly by her husband. The couple founded Bridges TV, a U.S. network aimed at countering negative stereotypes of Muslims

 

^^


How you gonna behead your wife and try to remove negative stereotypes of Muslims...

 

"Every man is born to die. It is only the manner in which he goes that he will be remembered. I can only hope to die like a cosmic star, burning bright and violently into the night."

 

"If you fail to train, then you are training to fail."