Quote of the Day

"The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy." Emo Phillips

 

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

 

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. Art Buchwald

 

Hell's empty, the devil is here with us.
Tempest

 

"If I cared, I'd worry about it..." A. McAllan

 

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama Bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." George W Bush — Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where Bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." George W Bush — Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

 

"I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a 'deserter.' What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants." Filmmaker Michael Moore

 

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a news paperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him. Art Buchwald

 

"A goal without a plan is merely a Wish without hope!" unknown

 

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Unknown

 

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." George W. Bush

 

why do all things come to an end?
nelly f.

 

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." George W Bush.

 

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Art Buchwald

 

Death solves all problems - no man, no problem. Joseph Stalin

 

It takes such courage to take your own life but it takes seconds to take someone else's.
self quote....

 

"When life deals out a surprise..have a few surprises of your own.. no matter what you do, no matter where you go, you've go to have an ace in the hole." George Strait

 

The danger sensation is exciting. The challenge is to find new dangers.
Ayrton Senna

 

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I've been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me." Dave, age 8

 

The cream always rises to the top of the milk