Quote of the Day

"As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, but that America gave him the White House based on the same credentials." - -

Newt Gingrich

 

"There a man's work was to be done, and a man's life to be lived, and when death was to be met, he met it like a man."

- Nat Love

 

Jason, this is priceless advice from your mom. From my mom: "Rules are for those that don't know how to play the game any other way".

 

Well I love her...but I love to fish
I spent all day out on this lake
and hell is all I catch, but
today she met me at the door
said I would have to choose
and if I hit that fishin' hole today
she'd be packing all her things
and she'd be gone by noon...

Well, I'm gonna miss her...

[Brad Paisley, I'm Gonna Miss Her]

 

" I never said it would be easy, i only said it would be worth it." ( I think Jebus said this by IDK? I just Likey)

 

"Retreat hell, we just got here!"

Capt. Lloyd Williams USMC
Battle of Belleau Wood

 

life usually passes you by, while making grand plans for it.

 

The vultures can't eat them all.

GENQIU,
a monk in China, on the hundreds of bodies prepared for a mass cremation instead of a traditional sky burial that leaves the bodies to vultures, after a recent earthquake in Jiegu that killed at least 1,444 people

 

If we continue to fail to act at a federal level, we will continue to see misguided efforts opening up around the country.

BARACK OBAMA,
at a naturalization ceremony, referring to Arizona legislation giving state police officers extensive leeway regarding suspected illegal immigrants

 

Don't attack my dog, or you might get shot ... if you're a coyote.

RICK PERRY,
governor of Texas, on his shooting a coyote that appeared to threaten his daughter's Labrador retriever while he was jogging with the dog; Perry says he sometimes carries a .380 Ruger on trail runs because he is afraid of snakes

 

Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.from the Movie TMNT =)

 

quote i got from my co worker today when someone asked what she was doing... "im busier than 2 assholes with diarrhea problems right now!"

 

Hi five on that one ....hahahahhaha

 

Quote from a coworker when he confronted another coworker on a shoddy job

"You've been pulling answers out of your ass all morning.....what else you got up there?"

 

Monica Lewinsky for President in 2012, because we need someone with EXPERIENCE in the white house!

 

Its better to say nothing, and let people think your stupid
then to say something, and prove them right!

 

"drag it faggit"
"spark it or park it"
"its not the size of your wheels,its how much you tuck"
"big wheels dont make your car custom,cut=custom"
the next one might offend a few but its funny and when your tryin to get out a ticket dont accidently send a d.a. A email from your phone with it as your signature,mainly if he drives a z71.
"wow your truck is big.sorry about your small ****"

 

Americans are so enamored of equality, they would rather be equal in slavery than unequal in freedom. -Alexis de Tocqueville

 

Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor that grievances may not arise for the redress of which no legal provisions have been made. I mean to say no such thing. But I do mean to say that although bad laws, if they exist, should be repealed as soon as possible, still, while they continue in force, for the sake of example they should be religiously observed. -Abraham Lincoln

 

Don't drink and drive, you might hit a speed bump and spill your beer.