Quote of the Day

"No fat chicks"

 

For me, hell is taking that last breath knowing, you werent the person you said you were.

~Gerald Celente

 

'Humanity’s collective mission in the cosmos lies in the practice of compassion.'
-Daisaku Ikeda

 

FTW!

 

It looks more like it does now than it did.

-My Dad-

 

"I don't come to your job and slap the cocks out of your mouth!"

-Sasha Grey

 

The sun is chirping, the birds are shining, and the water's wet.

 

I love Monty Python!

 

Officer you drinking and driving?
driver.. no sir I am sipping and swerving

 

Richard Hammond on the Morris Marina

" I'll guarantee that nothing exciting, vibrant, dynamic, new, creative, hopeful or beneficial in any way to humanity has ever been done, thought of or driven to in that drab, dreary, entirely beige, wilfully awful pile of misery."

 

"shit or get off the pot"

 

Two roads diverged in a wood and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Robert Frost

 

It is not happy people who are thankful, it is thankful people who are happy

 

We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities.

-Broken Trail

 

Ok, here`s one I have told my son a time or two

A hard head will make for a soft ass

 

Margaret Thatcher:

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money [to spend]."

A friend after having been unhappily married for years and then suffering a long contested divorce and loosing a nice home on 400 acres said:

"if I had killed the bitch when I first thought of it [divorce], I'd at least be out of jail by now"

 

Thanks for the Fuck, Frank.

 

I think I Fucked up... Just let me play the groove for a minute
N Young

 

"Boot to the fruit!"