Quote of the Day

There is no such thing as a free ride. You have to work for everything you want in this world and it sucks ~ My Dad.

 

Never forget my son, "One may never foster chicken salad from chicken shit".

 

You haven't truly grown up yet until you realize it's Spongebob that's the asshole neighbor......not Squidward.

 

"Were you born a fat, disgusting, worthless, slimy piece of shit, or did you have to work on it??!!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann
Full Metal Jacket

 

"But the most dramatic license plate of all has to be New Hampshire's which says 'Live Free or DIE!' Well, I'm certainly not gonna move there. I get just a little nervous in any state where they mention death right on the license plate. On the other hand, Idaho says 'Famous Potatoes'. I guess those are the two extremes in thought. It would seem to me that somewhere in-between 'Live free or die' and 'Famous potatoes' the truth lies. Probably, it's a little closer to 'Famous potatoes'."

 

"Sticking feathers up your ass does not make you a chicken."

Old, but one of my favorites. It's from Fight Club

 

Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff - George Carlin

 

Britney Gengel In many ways she was a typical teenage girl but her humor, passion and deep sense of caring for those less fortunate made Britney Gengel memorable to all who met her. It was her compassion for others that brought Brit to Haiti, just a day before a catastrophic earthquake that claimed an estimated 230,000 lives rocked the small, poverty stricken country. Britney had spent the day visiting a Haitian orphanage where she and fellow students from Lynn University, on a Journey of Hope, met the small Haitian orphans they had traveled so far to help. Just a few hours later, Britney, three of her fellow students and two Lynn professors were dead, crushed in the rubble of their hotel. Britney was 19, her body was recovered 33 days later.

But Britney’s dream did not die with her. Shortly before the earthquake, she sent a text message to her family.

“They love us so much and everyone is so happy. They love what they have and they work so hard to get nowhere, yet they are all so appreciative. I want to move here and start an orphanage myself.”

Brit's parents sold everything to make their daughters dream come true. This story has moved me like no other.
http://belikebrit.org/about/

 

A toast at my bachelor party: "Here is to seeing triple, sleeping double, and staying single!!"

 

The more i know about people, the better i like my dog - Mark Twain

 

"Death is nothing to us, for when we are, death is not, and when death has come, we are not." Epicurus

 

"Whachu been feeding this thing?" "Blondes." -Arnold Schwarzenegger

 

That is awesome.

 

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

 

You can judge a mans heart by his treatment of animals - Immanual Kant

 

Grilled beef.....mmm..mmmmm.mmmmm

 

It is easier to love humanity as a whole, than to love one's own neighbor.

 

Sometimes you gotta punch a beehive to get some honey