Quote of the Day

America , the land of the free, beacuse of the brave!

 

only 3 people can keep a secret..... two of them are dead
bumper sticker..

 

Let the first bastards to find out be the Goddamned Germans. Some day I want to see them raise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and howl, 'Jesus Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and that son-of-a-fucking-bitch Patton'." General Patton

 

"...everything in moderation, especially moderation." Fat Mike

 

Focus on "what is" not "what if."

 

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." George Carlin

 

"....would you never think the present makes amends for the past?"
[George Eliot, Silas Marner]

 

"The difference between reading (about it) and riding (a motorcycle) is as vivid as the gap between 's*x is a pleasurable encounter that provokes euphoria' and getting your Cialis-addled brain f*cked out by a stripper from Suriname with pierced n*pples and the kung-fu grip. Nothing feels as good as t*ts, but this sure is a close second..."
[Dan Walsh, Motorcyclist Magazine]

 

if love is the answer can you repeat the question?
rita h.

 

"Women. Can't live with them.... pass the beer-nuts". (Norm - Cheers TV Show)

 

"You will never find that life for which you are looking. When the gods created man they allotted to him death. But life they retained in their own keeping. As for you...fill your belly with good things; day and night, night and day, dance and be merry, feast and rejoice, let your clothes be fresh, bathe yourself in water, cherish the little child that holds your hand, and make your woman happy in your embrace; for this too is the lot of man."

[The Epic of Gilgamesh]

 

'Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.' -Unknown-

 

"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." [George Bush - summing up his first year in office, three months after the 9/11 attacks, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001]

 

The doctor then told me that I should not do any events for 3 days and also said to me that I should not speak for three days. My wife said, make it seven" [Arnold Schwarzenegger, California Gov, after cutting his lip in a motorcycle crash in LA.]

 

If you set out to fail, and succeed, which have you really done? -George Carlin-

 

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women a little bit of support and a little bit of freedom.
jerry seinfield

 

"Have you ever noticed, in traffic, anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac!" George Carlin

 

"You've got to stand for something, or you'll fall for anything." Aaron Tippin

 

"Vengeance is a dish best served cold" [Unknown]

 

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
Chris Rock