Quote of the Day

thats funny and true

 

History shows that there are no invincible armies. Joseph Stalin

 

I am who I am and I say what I think. I'm not putting a face on for the record. Eminem

 

"some people are like slinkys--useless, but still amusing to watch tumble down the stairs." unknown

 

Everything that used to be a sin, is now a disease. Bill Maher

 

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." Holbrook Jackson

 

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'." Unknown

 

Bush did some things you could never get away with at your job. When Bush started his job, there was a budget surplus. Now there's like a $70 trillion deficit. Now just imagine you worked at the Gap. You're closing out your register and it's $70 trillion short. The average person would get in trouble for that. Then he started a war? Now just imagine you worked at the Gap. You're $70 trillion behind on your register and you start a war with Banana Republic because you know they're selling better tank tops than you. So now you've got employees bleeding all over the khakis. Then you finally take over Banana Republic and you find out they never made tank tops in the first place.

Chris Rock

 

It is easier to stay out than get out. Mark Twain

 

"power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely" - Lord Acton

 

“The one pervading evil of democracy is the tyranny of the majority, or rather of that party, not always the majority, that succeeds, by force or fraud, in carrying elections” - (can't remember)

 

"The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life."
- John F. Kennedy

 

"Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough."
- George Bernard Shaw

 

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time." - Mark Twain

 

"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide." - Mohandas Ghandi

 

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. Ronald Reagan

 

"This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."

[Advertising/Marketing manager, United Parcel Service]

 

"Globalization, as defined by rich people like us, is a very nice thing... you are talking about the Internet, you are talking about cell phones, you are talking about computers. This doesn't affect two-thirds of the people of the world." - Jimmy Carter

 

"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it." - Mark Twain

 

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby (one of my favorite quotes)