Ran over a rock...

She better put out after that mishap!

 

In geology, a boulder is a rock fragment with size greater than 10 inches in diameter.
I think she ran over a boulder.

 

I have no idea what that boulder was doing in my driveway.

 

I think you should get your wife some glasses, that’s not a rock, it’s a boulder.

 

Was there a meteorite shower in the area last night ? Just asking for an astronomer.

 

swerved to miss a squirrel

 

Remember- boulder was rolling across the road when she hit it- if it was stationary, she’s at fault.

 

How does one not avoid a rock big enough to cause 2 front wheels to dangle in the air?

 

That line had me laughing my ass off... sorry

 

I had to zoom in and I'm still not sure what I'm supposed to see. You should see under my land cruiser (or my dad's jeep after the Rubicon, lol)

Good job to your wife for breaking in the Taco. Now go find some more rocks and practice missing them rather than getting the front end high centered

 

This is how you get to be a permanent chauffeur. "Remember what happened the last time I drove?"

The next time you're tasked to do laundry, f' it up. Now you're even

 

This is the perfect opportunity to buy skid plates and she can’t complain about you spending money!!!!

 

Sounds like its time to get fully armored up if she takes it out again. My wife loves to run over stuff when she drives my truck. Got full skids and gas tank protector after she bottomed out in Moab. At that time, I had to remind i was still paying for the truck. Now that its paid im scared!!

 

thanks for the offer, but i prefer peppermint candy canes. sorry.

 

Sounds like your wife drives like mine. It's been 12 years since I let her drive while I'm in the car.

 

Lol. I knew a guy once that said all it cost him to get the perma ban on household laundry was ruining two good chenille sweaters. Intentionally.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecK-6P67TMs

 

Looks totalled man, sorry. Can I have your wheels?



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Found the rock she ran over, apparently she’s not the only one.