Reason #236 to quit smoking..........

great idea!!! really it is!! i quit last year for 8 month, after having been smoking for 14 years!!! and as you can probably guess,........im back smoking again. not as bad, but still nonetheless. all the shit happeing with me lately, and the stress that goes with it...........didnt really help keep me not smoking. paln on quiting again before too long tho!

 

my lighter doesnt even heat up, let alone shoot out. but i need to quit anyway, for my daughter of 4 months. wife keeps preachin that i need to see her get married and have my grandkids ,but i swear the guy that knocks her up, married or not, is gonna pay. lol

 

i dropped my crackpipe while i was driving one time. it burned straight through my pants and burned a hole in my nutsack. but you know what? i didnt care, i was high on crack!

 

cancer.......

 

lmao no shit, thats about as funny as your sorry excuse of a hockey team.

 

Just smoke weed, it's less flammable then mints.

 

Good point, hopefully they get a little farther this year....... last year was....well, just pathetic.....

 

you dont have much room to talk, you're a sorry excuse for an American.....

 

thats funny, you telling me I dont have alot of room, I have more room than you do in your overcrowded overpopulated country. The areas not taken up by your people are occupied by your ego. I have a reason to not be a good american whats yours?

 

I used to smoke three packs a day. My favorite time to smoke was when I was driving! But, my S-10 would smell just like an ashtray!

 

liberals keepin me down

 

WTF?!?! Did he ever claim he was American?

 

thats the joke klown (a pretty funny one too i thought), and it was only a joke, don't jump on him, he was only kidding, he was insinuating we are all waanabe Americans

 

He's Canadian. we all know that canadians are all essentially Americans..... just really bad ones. Canada is about to be the 51st state

 

no everyone, just Canadians. face it, Canada is like that kid in school that has no personality and just kinda fades into the background. and when he does have a friend he acts just like his friend that actually has a personality. Canada is America's little shy friend that does what we say and holds our pot for us when the cops are coming

 

I am sorry if I hurt your feelers, I agree we are essentially Americans, without the necessity to validate our existence.

 

We are the friend that politely corrects his American buddy that starting a sentence with And is usually inappropriate (as is in this circumstance) and to begin sentences with capital letters. I will now fade into the background again where I will comfortably await another mistake from my loud American friend. Good day.