Regardless of my tshirt color, belly button lint is always grey.

Hi, im a 6 foot meat tube in southern california. I do things like dirt recreational cycling, I have a masters in berm destruction. I have some damaged body parts and i drive a white tacoma. I drink more coffee than anyone should.

Looking forward to arguing with you all.

I like to cruise around with pals.


I have a dag. he's an asshole.


I like to go to canada, because its got trees and freedom.


sometimes that doesnt work out


other times it works out well


I've got sweet hair.

 

Epic 1st post bravo.

 

Im one of those guys who professionally lives in 1996.



pretty sure my father, was heavily into the weed and coke trade.



which is why i became a professional toddler for a living.





I work in the auto industry, i make designer mudflaps and carbon ashtrays.

 

So how's your shitheel coworker with the Audi doing? Get that flat tire fixed yet?

 

it took him a total of 4 weeks and $300 in uber.

 

new noise still makes me want to smash everything i own.

 

i bet the dog's not an asshole.

 

Pics of Tacoma, let's see what you do with that.

 

evidence to the contrary. he's lazy and refuses to get a job. says some shit about not having opposable thumbs. i dunno.






look at my sheets!

 

I have a hot water music tattoo. but i also have taco in outer space so....

 

It's stock right now.

But i've got some stuff planned with Icon, Fab Fours, Rotiform.

 

This thread has automatically become my favorite TW thread based upon the thread title and inital post.

Isn't this ironic.

Never got a chance to see HWM in my youth. They came some six months ago so my wife bought me tickets and ~16 years after I first heard the sweet sweet sounds of "Rooftops" I finally got to see HWM live.

 

Well, i also have George Carlin as God with a TV remote zapping a squirrel throwing an acorn on redneck who's hunt a pensive bigfoot. so i think youre still higher on the bad decision totem pole.

 

I meant more in the vein of..... DO YOU EVEN WHEEL, BRO?!

 

dog just thinks he's people. livin off the government cheese. he likes west coast punk. i like him.

 

I like your style.

I just hope you can accept mine. My favorite look is that of a coked out persian teenagers cellphone cover.