The BS Daycare but no build thread

So I figured after today's errands, I'd remove my bumper.

It's really a small 5-10 minute job; the real reason for putting it off was the anxiety I got from the possible wiring. If you've followed this thread, you'll remember the rats nest that's my stereo install.

Anyway, I move the LC to the driveway only to be stopped by my neighbor. Haven't seen him in awhile so we chatted. Apparently his wife told him to come see me a few days ago to cut some wood and help with something

Hour later I'm like ok bumper time. My new neighbors to the other side of our house come shoot the shit. Nice people!

Ok enough time has passed by; bumper time.

They bring over nectarines! Fucking legit



Ok ok ok, onto the bumper. I'll skip all the in-between shit, it's boring really. Here's the mess.



And like I anticipated, the fucking wires were a nightmare.



Least it's all ready!

 

nice!

damn! Those things have a beast rear support!

 

Should see how much extra bracing there is underneath, excluding the spare tire carrier.



From this angle though, I feel like I should cut it off and have the bumper closer to the vehicle but that'd just be extra metal...and work

 

Yeah, it’s burly. I like that tag frame.

 

SnOrKeL oR nO sNoRkEl

Poll is up

 

The fuck

 

No snorkel! I thought they were cool til I had one. Besides, there is no water to cross there! Lol

 

Must be a brolander thing to have a dorkle. It's a waste of money. Rather save that money for a hp elocker.

 

Don't be one of them super capable looking turd gen with dorkle, bed rack, rtt, a million lightbar and can't get to Red Lake.

 

Funny coming from the guy I gave my lightbar to

 

Locker comes later.

We have huge expenses coming up still; house wasn't enough this year we have a lot more to spend

 

Ha, it got paid forward. I was just the middle person who temporarily took possession of it to give it to someone else. Trust me, I got enough zombie light on my campershell.

Lockers, check
Beadlock, check
Extra big tires, check
Crawlbox, not 1 or 2 but 3, check
Armor, check
And....
Lightbarssss, check

 

What else can I add? @Kwikvette

 

Beer.

I see none of it anywhere in your shop.

 

Sorry, alcohol free. That's the only way I can afford to do things I do. I sacrifice. Cup noodles over steak. Tools over beer.

 

SO THIS IS THE 40S N WONTON WAY

 

Yep... and donations..... lots of donations..

I'll take some donation to pay for the Tom Woods shaft that will be on order pretty some here.... maybe a go fund me, lol.

 

This took me 2 weeks of starving and portioning my meal to afford...

 

Next on the wish list is this..... might be 4 months of starving but it'll be worth it IMO