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Resume that came into work yesterday...

Discussion in 'Jobs & Careers' started by doodle_cakes, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. Feb 12, 2010 at 6:38 AM
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    doodle_cakes

    doodle_cakes [OP] Well-Known Member

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    A guy from Newfoundland (can tell by the accent and way they talk) dropped a resume off at our office yesterday. Everything was good on it until we got the the bottom of his 'skills' section.

    Skills:

    -hard work ethic
    -works well with others
    -sucks cock deadly
    -I also don't mind sucking off me foremans.

    We called him back hoping he hadn't handed too many out yet and asked if he read his resume before handing them out, he said no and we told him to read the skills sections. "....I'm going to fucking kill him!" Apparently his buddy wrote the resume up for him and he didn't even proof read it before giving it out.

    I feel kind of bad because chances are he already handed these out to the giant oil companies up here like Suncor, Syncrude and CNRL which are all just down the highway from us.
     
  2. Feb 12, 2010 at 6:45 AM
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    MY50cal

    MY50cal I think I'm getting the Fear.

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    Funny... but that is messing with some ones career and or life... you would not be my friend anymore not to mention you would have joined the missing persons list.
     
  3. Feb 12, 2010 at 6:45 AM
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    01tacoprerunner

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    DAmn i would kill some one.:mad:
     
  4. Feb 12, 2010 at 6:46 AM
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    mmadej87

    mmadej87 Mayday

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    thats a pretty gnarly prank...

    try covering up the last 2 skill sets and see what you come up with..
    but then again, having someone else do his resume and then not proofreading it may reflect on how much he cares about getting the job...i know if i had one of my buddies, or even hired a professional to write up a resume for me, i would be reading that thing forwards and backwards to see how it made myself look, first impressions are crucial

    but then again, an interview never hurt, an interview doesnt mean you have to hire him...and then you can decide from there if you think, as an employer, that he a good fit for the job.
     
  5. Feb 12, 2010 at 6:46 AM
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    xodeuce

    xodeuce mmmmmmbourbon.

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    Woah that's cold.
     
  6. Feb 12, 2010 at 6:47 AM
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    JDMcQ

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    Spit or Swallow?
     
  7. Feb 12, 2010 at 6:48 AM
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    swise

    swise TRIFECTA!!!

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    so.... u going to hire him?
     
  8. Feb 12, 2010 at 6:48 AM
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    mws4ua

    mws4ua I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

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    Whoever did that isn't a friend. I'd be so pissed off.

    Also... Proof read your own shiz!
     
  9. Feb 12, 2010 at 6:49 AM
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    ROFL!! That is some funny stuff right there. Serves him right for not proof reading it..
     
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    paintdiddy

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    that is so fukn wrong. i wonder if he did something bad to his friend and this was his revenge?
     
  11. Feb 12, 2010 at 6:56 AM
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    Jigzor

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    I would bust someone's nut if they did this to me. It's funny because it wasn't me..

    Hard
    work
    sucks
     
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    NCTacoma09

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    I'd be pissed but since it's not me I cant stop laughing.:laugh:
     
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    WTtoolman

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    Epic!! I'd watch the news tonight to see if this guy was involved in any murders!!
     
  14. Mar 1, 2010 at 6:41 PM
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    Cars0n`

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    lol same!

    i kinda feel bad for the guy
     
  15. Mar 1, 2010 at 6:45 PM
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    speaking of proofreading....;)
     
  16. Mar 1, 2010 at 6:51 PM
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    thats like having someone do your homework for you.... and not looking to see if they even did it.. is his wise guy buddy going to do his job work for him too? i don't feel bad for him...
     
  18. Mar 1, 2010 at 6:57 PM
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    i considered it to be more along the lines of hynosis...only without the ability to actually control people it was useless!!
     
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    thats just wrong,i had a friend who got a check from somebody,he took it to the bank in the drive thru,the lady sent it back and said she couldnt cash it because of what it said it was for.he looked at it and where it says FOR in the bottom left corner it said.....FOR MALE PROSTITUTION.
     
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