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I've got a kershaw scallion that I carry...Fits perfect in the change pocket of levi's...I asked for it for christmas a few years ago from my wife...She'd like "you want a knife?" I was like um...yeah...Now I even practice drawing it and extending the blade...Come on...
So it's a great little knife
and not a week after getting it we're out and a friend has a pencil that snapped the tip off and he says to me "You carry a knife? You look like you'd have a knife..." and I look at my wife and say Ha!

https://www.kershaw-knives.net/Kershaw-Scallion-1620FL.htm

 

I couldn't find my Scallion. I have one...somewhere. That one will have to do. Kershaw folders are great.

 

I have an obsession with knives lol. A lot more than this but some of my favorites. I also have a weber kettle and a smokey mountain... What do ya know we like the same stuff I also got a G43 and a G36 (got my CCW recently) today cause I couldn't decide on the .45 or 9mm.

 

We’re all cut from the same cloth of degenerate

 

awww a handwritten note from an English scholar!!

 

I've got a gen 3 G19 and a gen 5 G43!

My knife collection. Let's just say it's gotten a little ridiculous over the years lol

 

Well shit. Someone just found the bottom of this bottle of Cabernet. Finished it off with some pieces of chocolate. Red wine and chocolate is amazing.
I really want to be rich.

 

https://www.sarriscandies.com/

Get your milk chocolate there. We used to order from Carol Wayne before they retired 15 years ago (rest in chocolate peace). Sarris is almost as good.

 

My piece de resistance is a Colombian machete that I brought back from a trip to Mexico in my carry-on bag. There’s nothing better than going into your carry-on bag and realizing you forgot to check your machete. You call over the flight attendant and say excuse me I’ve accidentally brought an 18 inch blade on the flight what should I do? And she says just put it in the overhead. Ahh Pre-9/11 Delta. Those were the days.

 

lmfao. I was pheasant hunting out of Regent ND a few years ago. Security at a 2 flight a day airport, even post 9/11, is what one might say is "lax." I was tired, hungover, and got on the plane and took a nap. Woke up and was digging through my carry-on I found a couple of field knives I forgot to put in my stowed luggage. I just said screw it and went back to sleep. After I got home, I realized I still had a couple live shotgun shells in my jacket pocket as well.

I flew out of State College, PA before 9/11 and ended up getting home with a set of knives in that carry on as well.

Security theater lol

 

Haha nice! I have a gen1 G17 too and trying to carry that was absurd. The g43 is in FDE/brown and the g36 is black. They’re niiiiice. Gotta wait to take them home cause apparently CO is on a 6-8 day wait for background checks

 

Never thought I’d see a localish chocolate company in this thread lol

 

Depending on how old you are, if you missed Carol Wayne chocolates when they were running, man you missed a great thing. I believe they were based out of Sewickley

 

Suppression of your rights!!!!

 

But I bet they made you take your shoes off

 

They most certainly did not lol. TSA pre-check baby.

 

By the way salted butter popcorn is also good with red wine. I have a whirly pop popcorn popper and it’s amazing

 

TreeForRichards house of pizza ovens and popcorn makers. Come one, come all and see the appliances!

Oddly, no air fryer though

 

But does he have a fondue pot to melt the fancy chocolates for when this thread becomes a thread of millionaires? Once we are millionaires no more Hersheys chocolate for fondue.

 

Love my gen 4 G19. Mildly molded, but just great all around. The only knives I carry are backed with powder...