Riddles

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What has roots as nobody sees. Is taller than trees. Up, Up it goes. And yet never really grows?

 

If you put a hole in a bucket...wouldnt it technically turn into a funnel..making it no longer a bucket.

 

Not if you put it in the side...

 

then you have a barrel with a bunghole and a missing lid

 

wait a second..wasnt that from a book?

 

I dont know. I just remember my grandpa telling me all these riddles and they stuck with me.

 

Its a mountain....from the book the Hobbit written by J.R.R. Tolkien

 

Probably did get them all from a book. I'll tell you the answer to that last one. I wont be on here for a day or so.

A mountain.

 

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

 

^very good guess but not what I was looking for.

 

no lol

 

thats why I said VERY good guess...not just good guess...

 

and how do you know if fish dont cry..tey are under water...nobody will truly know.

 

River

 

^there we go. winner winner chicken dinner.

 

"It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
and empy holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
ends life, kills laughter."




Two fathers and two sons went fishing, they all caught a fish. At the end of the day they counted the fish, there was three total. None died, and none got away. How is this possible?

Wait, I dunno if that last one is a riddle though...

 

Grandfather, Father, and Son.

 

There was 3 guys....father....son....grandson...hence 2 fathers and 2 sons

 

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ?

 

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