Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

If you hadn’t blown your whole annual Jack in the Box salary on that too-short, discount eBay deck, you coulda bought a sawzall to hack off the rest of that frame…

 

It’s been off roading before..I just have to watch out on the kind of off roading to do because it has no lockers and the tires does not have that much tread on them.

 

You drive like you cook steak. Shit is so burnt Kingsford called and asked if you wanted your charcoal in a bag. Roast your truck? Roast it yourself, any half decent man can cook his own meat, you've turned "burnt by dad, king of the grill" into an art form... A parking lot abomination, but art nonetheless

 

Fix the cigarette lighter.

 

...yeesh, jesus, what is this abomination

this thing is open wider than your ex was last night

beggin' yer pardon sir but incorporating alien technology is cheating

with the open construction like that with no body panels etc we... can still see the small penis.

 

GAF!!!

 

Uhm… nice truck? I got nothing

 

Salad maker? What and worse… WHY? Walmart parts and cheap lift gone wrong??? Horribly wrong?

 

A little bit changed..

 

Yeah, your alucab is now pumpkin spice variety, complete with the han solo get up and the Starbucks preferred parking card (now with free lot lizard access! Limit one per visit) Your truck is ready for Halloween with that devil horn Toyota emblem, as are you with your red rocket costume to match the mini dick on your winch line. That's not your buddy's cool Toyota pickup behind you, that's your uncle waiting to peek up your leather skirt as you get out of your glamper. Turns out crotchless panties wasn't a good idea, you truck drivin girl, you.


Sleep with one eye open, willy.