Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

"Permafrost, Nature's Long-johns. If rubbing frozen dirt on your crotch is wrong, I don't want to be right." - You probably.

 

What in the flying chicken foot f*ck short bus ride on a Saturday is going on here?

 

Roast away my friends.

 

@CygnusX191

Happy Birthday!!!

Have a great day, though that will be difficult living in a crap hole like St. Louis and eating that cardboard with sauce that is called pizza there. Nonetheless, happy birthday and just make the best of it...maybe you can move somewhere else this year.

 

The fuck do you want roasted, your crop job? Moses' sandals, there's more dead space in your photo than on your low profile mustang tires. If you're gonna play beer league, at least be respectable and leave the lite beer at home for your boys so your wife and friends can drink the good stuff. Which you aren't hauling in your hockey puck lifted Jr. League wannabe ute here. I've used grocery carts with higher payload capacity. And what's up with the fake cheek tattoo? Partying at the school picnic again? Everyone knows you played football freshman year, and the team appreciates you for your water boy efforts, settle down. Ffs.

Do you wanna get roasted? Because that's how you get roasted, you sorry excuses for a second grade level maccaroni and glue refrigerator project.



Thanks man!

 

Landscape not portrait FFS

 

People who film & photo with potatoes in 2023 need to seek professional mental help.

 

How is this even street-legal?

 

I'd rather have the dog.

 

Short, stubby, and with a quick temper, just like the owner.

 

Or his wife...

 

Go put the Polaroid down and borrow your daughter’s iPhone and retake this picture. How am I supposed to roast a vehicle I can’t even read the badges on?

 

Hey guys, I didn't know where to post this but I wanted to share a picture of my 2nd gen taco with some big tractor tires! So you can roast away. lol I transported these to my father's friend who is restoring our old Massey Ferguson tractor.

 

We are eagerly awaiting the pictures of your redneck trophy truck. Quit posting pics of your daily driver.

You've literally got the upgrades of a county flood control truck sans Motorola radio and exempt plates.

 

You're the one guy in 100,000 who's actually working his truck and not sticking his dick in the cd changer.

Hats off to ya bud, a simple build that's function. I'd buy ya a beer if we ever crossed paths

 

“Do I need to do a CMC and what wheel offset will I need?”

 

Ok .. what the squatted, Barbie Jeep fuc$, tarded big wheel, tonka toy is this?

 

When stock looks better… you know you missed the mark